Unexpected bad events

[Smesh]

So I'm sitting in my room, bored as hell. I found a tennis ball off in a corner and decided to throw it against the wall for some reason.

I guess I was throwing too hard, because I busted a hole in my wall.

Discuss random unfortunate events D:

[Dementuo]

Was going to leave school early the other day to get $100 from some research lab.
I was told it was cancelled when I was halfway there already.

[Lunar Origins]

I was making some chili and I nearly sliced my thumb in half because someone bumped into me while I was opening it.

Didn't hurt until I saw all of the blood.

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

Told a black joke in a Black Baptist Church...


That went well.


In the unexpected category well.

This one time I accidentally bumped into this gypsy lady and she started getting mad at me and then cursed me. I didn't believe her.
Well eventually I hit my head on a metal bar, tripped down a flight of stairs, almost got runover by a car, almost got run over by a lawnmower, almost got run over by an angry Blood Hound, got slapped by a nun, bumped funny bone on the refridgerator, got prank called and fell for it, and then got poison oak. Fun week.

[tallman95]

I went to sit down on a bed one time and I didn't look down to notice that my friend had he foot sitting straight up. I sat right on her foot, you can guess about how much that sucked.

[Fusion X. Denver]

After being dragged around for errands with my dad for 2 hours, he tells me my mom lost her keys at school 20 minutes away and I have to go drive the spare over, neglecting to mention she said to wait in case she found it.
When I'm five minutes away, mom calls and says she found them.
Drove back during rush hour.