Machismo!

[Just Crouton]

EARTH counterparts of existing monsters, though Meteo's is a completely different card from the original.

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[color=#ff8c00][b]God Machismo the Matchless[/b][/color]
Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by having 8 or more EARTH monsters in your Graveyard, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Once per turn: You can Special Summon 1 EARTH monster from your Graveyard; this turn, this card gains ATK equal to the Special Summoned monster's.

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[color=#ff8c00][b]Machismo Fortress[/b][/color]
During your End Phase: You can send this card from your hand to the Graveyard. You can discard EARTH monster(s) whose total Levels equal 8 or more, then Special Summon this card (from your Graveyard). When this card is destroyed by an opponent's card effect and sent to the Graveyard: Target 1 card your opponent controls; banish that target.

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[color=#ff8c00][b]Machismo Queen[/b][/color]
Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by having 3 or more EARTH monsters in your Graveyard, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Up to twice per turn: You can target 1 monster your opponent controls; equip that target to this card. This card gains ATK and DEF equal to half that equipped monster's. If this card leaves the field, you can add 1 "God Machismo the Matchless" from your Deck to your hand.

[Zazubat]

Like these edits, but if I remember correctly, edits are not allowed in RC. Anyways, both the first and second card are balanced, but Queen seems kinda powerful. It can equip multiple, plus it equip ANY monster, so it's normal balane of the original kinda slips IMO.