Spirit of DMG Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='DARKPLANT RISING' timestamp='1356603551' post='6103330'] ...You guys do realize that 99% of internet girls have penises IRL, and mentioning anyone here would prolly make you gay, right? [/quote] The classic argument of "Girls don't use the internet" Or is the the older, "Girl's don't know how to use the internet" argument? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='DARKPLANT RISING' timestamp='1356604039' post='6103335'] Now that you mention it, I was pretty stupid for taking anything in the internet seriously. I need to stop thinking when I'm on here. [/quote] Almost everyone else does, so why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Boys can generally be sorted into two types - the former pimps able to have sex when they want to, and the latter complete virgins who have nothing better to do than use the internet and masturbate off anime girls. The latter is the majority. By majority I mean like, 99%. In the case with girls, however, the ratio is vice versa, and thus less need to depend on rotten forums like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 And so where in those numbers do you deduce that 99% of people on the internet are males masquerading as females? So far all I see is someone who has very little grey area in his views, and apparently belongs to the former classification of males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='Deuce Gorgon' timestamp='1356604931' post='6103340'] And so where in those numbers do you deduce that 99% of people on the internet are males masquerading as females? So far all I see is someone who has very little grey area in his views, and apparently belongs to the former classification of males. [/quote] [quote name='DARKPLANT RISING' timestamp='1356604039' post='6103335'] I was pretty stupid for taking anything in the internet seriously.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosuke-kun Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='DARKPLANT RISING' timestamp='1356604517' post='6103339'] Boys can generally be sorted into two types - the former pimps able to have sex when they want to, and the latter complete virgins who have nothing better to do than use the internet and masturbate off anime girls. The latter is the majority. By majority I mean like, 99%. In the case with girls, however, the ratio is vice versa, and thus less need to depend on rotten forums like this one. [/quote] Not entirely true. It's more like 27 different groups of guys. There only two types of girls who use it though. Ugly girls who can't get guys irl so they pretend to be sexy online and the one's that actually are really hot and are otherwise frigin' amazing but have so much emotional damage that they basically aren't even a person anymore Least that's what my research's turned up .3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='Kio-kun' timestamp='1356612796' post='6103363'] Not entirely true. It's more like 27 different groups of guys. There only two types of girls who use it though. Ugly girls who can't get guys irl so they pretend to be sexy online and the one's that actually are really hot and are otherwise frigin' amazing but have so much emotional damage that they basically aren't even a person anymore Least that's what my research's turned up .3. [/quote] Your research clearly wasn't very good. What, did you only use like two sites? Because I can clearly think of at least two additional types. Girls that are actually hot, but are just so painfully stupid that they make you want to kill puppies. And girls that just don't give a f*** and don't try to act sexy, and just hang around on the Internet being generally awesome, whether they're hot or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 [quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1356649000' post='6103736'] Your research clearly wasn't very good. What, did you only use like two sites? Because I can clearly think of at least two additional types. Girls that are actually hot, but are just so painfully stupid that they make you want to kill puppies. And girls that just don't give a f*** and don't try to act sexy, and just hang around on the Internet being generally awesome, whether they're hot or not. [/quote] The latter is my favorite. Cool people are cool to get along with! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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