Wan Hu the Space Explorer

[Northern Sage]

Fairy/Effect
LIGHT
Level 5
0/2100
You can Tribute 1 Spell Card on the field; Special Summon this card (from your hand). If this card is Special Summoned: Destroy it during your next Standby Phase.

[quote]Early in the sixteenth century, Wan decided to take advantage of China's advanced rocket and fireworks technology to launch himself into outer space. He supposedly had a chair built with forty-seven rockets attached. On the day of lift-off, Wan, splendidly attired, climbed into his rocket chair and forty seven servants lit the fuses and then hastily ran for cover. There was a huge explosion. When the smoke cleared, Wan and the chair were gone, and was said never to have been seen again.[/quote]
Let's never forget the dangers of using fireworks to travel into outer space now that a celebration has come and passed with such an extensive use of them.
And no, I can't say this is very serious.
CnC.