My attempt at the most ridiculous named Archetype

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Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Geruld the Brave EARTH

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Warrior / Effect

When this monster is Summoned; You can select and Banish 1 face-up monster your opponent controls. Once per turn; you can tribute 1 face-up "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" monster you control: This monster gains 500 ATK, until the End Phase.

1800/1600

 

Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Kylia the Unseen EARTH

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Warrior / Effect

This monster cannot be selected as an attack target, or be targeted by monster effects or Spell/Trap cards. If you control a face-up "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" except "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Kylia the Unseen" this monster can attack your opponent directly.

1000/300

 

Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Pzar the Mauler EARTH

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Warrior / Effect

By sending this monster from your hand to your Graveyard; You can add 1 "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" monster to your hand, except "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Pzar the Mauler". If this monster is in your Graveyard; You can discard 2 "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" monsters: Special Summon this card.

2000/0

 

Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Frex the Free EARTH

****

Warrior / Effect

If this monster is sent to the Graveyard by a card effect; You can Special Summon this monster. You can send 1 face-up "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" monster you control to the Graveyard; Inflict damage to your opponent equal to it's ATK.

1700/1400

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[spoiler=Spells]

Intra-dimensional Silent Shift

Normal Spell

Special Summon 1 "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" from your hand.

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[spoiler=Traps]

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[spoiler=Xyz]

Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon - Marethyu the Death DARK

R: ****

Warrior / Xyz

2 or more (max. 5) "Intra-dimensional Silent Flaming Knight of Dangerous Flying Bacon" monsters

Once per turn; You can Detach any number of Xyz Materials from this card: Banish that many monster on the field, and take damage equal to half the combined ATK of the Banished monsters. This monster cannot attack the turn you use this effect.

2900/100

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