Dark's back in the card-making business!

[Dark]

Fenrir and TheComposer helped me with this card, so if you feel like praising me or sending me copious amounts of points (or crack cocaine) for my designing of this card, make sure to split it between the three of us - I'll take half and the other two chumps will take a quarter each.

Description:
 

"Penis" + "Vagina"

Once per turn, during your Main Phase, you may activate one of the following effects:

-Sacrifice one level 6 and one level 9 monster on your side of the field to win the game. I lost the game.

-Ejaculate over your opponents cards and feel shame that you've masturbated to Dark Magician Girl.

 

I apologize that the OCG is a little bit off, I haven't made cards in a while and Yugioh isn't really my forte anymore.

This card would be really useful in tournaments that allow Asterisk Dragon, Silent Rod Lv7, Black Hole, the Greek God and Goddess cards, and White Stream of the Lotus Rod. It is also useful in decks that - oh, come on, who even plays Yugioh anymore? You've been sitting here reading this thread - just get off your lazy ass and read a book, play a sport, or socialize with frie- oh. Never mind.

I apologize in advance for posting this thread. YCMaker has hacked my account and I have no way of getting it back. I ask any moderator who has contact with YCMaker to kindly give me my account back - in return, I'll send him marijuana. Lots and lots of marijuana.

Also, inb4"6/10 bad OCG"

[Steve The Bug]

6/10 bad OCG (reporting you man)

[Mugendramon]

11/10, I'd love to see more. Say hi to Fen for me btw.

[Night]

Why.