Just Crouton Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 GOD MACHISMO: DEVASTATION FORCE A Heavy Metal Action Fantasy God Machismo is your everyday meathead who owns a kingdom, a megacorporation, a ninja clan, the Batcave, and the universal power of machismo. But, his woman is kidnapped by terrorists...from Hell. Now, God Machismo is out for vengeance...oh, and to save his girlfriend, too. Every scene in this movie is punctuated by a massive shootout, some of which turn into chase scenes, then turn back into shootouts, all to thunderous, cheesy 80's metal. Dinner with his wife? Massive shootout with shotgun-wielding necromancers. Playing catch with Junior? Chase scene with cyborgs. Confronted by the moral police about his violent antics? Ninjas with MAC-10s hype. Then, there's that one scene where Machismo fights a giant robot with a pair of rocket launcher-mounted chainsaws while riding a flaming dragon covered in half-naked broads telling Machismo that he's the man. Oh, and Stan Bush will do the theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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