DOUBLE O-W's ASDF!

[Seanoow]

Hey, have you seen the ASDF movies on youtube?
Ever wanted to use the ASDF memes in a duel? NOW YOU CAN! Thanks to good ol' OO-W.
[spoiler=EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP]
When this card is activated, and once during each end phase as long as this card is on the field:
All monsters on the field are flipped face down. Flip a coin for each monster that was flipped face-down by this effect:
-Heads: That monster is destroyed
-Tails: Nothing
DO-DO-DO THE FLOP! DO-DO-DO THE FLOP!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP![/spoiler]
[spoiler=I LIKE TRAINS]
Activate only if your opponent controls a monster:
Special summon one machine type "Train", "Locomotive", or "Railcar" monster from your deck then destroy one monster your opponent controls.
He put a ring on her finger and then he Saaaid.
I LIKE TRAINS![/spoiler]
[spoiler=EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP II]
Activate only when your opponent's monster declares an attack:
Flip that monster into face-down defense position and flip a coin:
-Heads: Destroy that monster
-Tails: That monster loses 1000 attack and defense.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Hey Guys! Check out my New Camera]
Activate when your opponent sets a card in their spell/trap zone. Destroy that card then add one spell/trap from your deck to your hand. Your opponent can not activate cards in response to this cards activation.
"Oh wait, this isn't a camera".[/spoiler]
[spoiler=There's Something on your face]
Target one monster your opponent controls, it attacks your opponent directly.
IT WAS PAIN!!!!!![/spoiler]
[spoiler=I'm Going to Punch Your Face]
Target one monster you control, when it attacks a monster your opponent controls, your opponent takes damage equal to the attack of both monsters.
IN THE FACE![/spoiler]
[spoiler=I Feel Great]
Activate when your opponent activates an effect that would damage your life points.
Negate the effect, increase your life points by 1000 and add one "I LIKE TRAINS" spell card from your deck to your hand[/spoiler]

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Signed, Sean Double O-W