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my first of many(hopefully) joke cards


avariademon

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well i decided that yugioh is to serious and it needs a few more funny cards so, heres one. now you may not laugh and if you dont its not my fauly ANY how this card is not original no im sorry i didnt come up with an original joke card it is actually a translated card (i will probably be doing a few of these) its from magic and its a card of the same name with the same art. i tryed to get the effect as close to it as posible but unfortunatly its effect delt with blocking so i had to change it around a bit... any how here is the card

 

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now i know no one is going to be able to read that name so i will post it so you can read it its name is:

"Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" yes, that is what it says.

 

image is not mine though i got it from http://magiccards.info/uh/en/107.html it was eddited and the original art is © to wizzards of the coast

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in explanation the cards effect deals with your opponents monsters art, so lets say you attack a monarch or better yet a marauding captain sence the art clearly has only one creature/monster/whatever you wana call it in the art it would get nothing, now say you attack a gimini elf or a goblin atack force with gimini elf there are clearly two monsters in the art thus it would get 1000 for the second monster in the art, and say gobline atack force you would count the creatures that are in the picture (there are 8 but useing the ruling givin to this in the faq for unhenged you dont count the ones that are partially in the picture the ones in the background you do count however) sence there are 6 it would get plus 5000. basically you take the number of creatures visable on the art of the card, multiply that by 1000 and thats how much plus he gets. now thinking of this obviousley that sounds overpowered but you have to think about how little amount of monsters have multiple creatures in their art, so i did 1000 instead of the original 500 because this card is probably only going to be useful against the goblin cards and gimini elf. that would be in a real duel. i know it sounds like a very weird effect but thats basically what it did in magic so i tryed translating it as best i could. ill probably make another card (also a translation) in order to make this card a bit more apealing...

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in explanation the cards effect deals with your opponents monsters art' date=' so lets say you attack a monarch or better yet a marauding captain sence the art clearly has only one creature/monster/whatever you wana call it in the art it would get nothing, now say you attack a gimini elf or a goblin atack force with gimini elf there are clearly two monsters in the art thus it would get 1000 for the second monster in the art, and say gobline atack force you would count the creatures that are in the picture (there are 8 but useing the ruling givin to this in the faq for unhenged you dont count the ones that are partially in the picture the ones in the background you do count however) sence there are 6 it would get plus 5000. basically you take the number of creatures visable on the art of the card, multiply that by 1000 and thats how much plus he gets. now thinking of this obviousley that sounds overpowered but you have to think about how little amount of monsters have multiple creatures in their art, so i did 1000 instead of the original 500 because this card is probably only going to be useful against the goblin cards and gimini elf. that would be in a real duel. i know it sounds like a very weird effect but thats basically what it did in magic so i tryed translating it as best i could. ill probably make another card (also a translation) in order to make this card a bit more apealing...

[/quote'] This cards effect intrests me =o

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yes it is a very interesting effect' date=' though i think i worded it a bit wrong... ANY how

 

if you dont want to call it that its always: omrstplrlcnswmtcthtalcnee for short

[/quote'] I don't worry about the name that much i couldn't read it any ways so i couldn't give a care but i just would like to see more effects out there like that.

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