I put myself into a card.

[Seanoow]

So funny story, I came on and saw a contest for people to make cards with their name in the card. Then I noticed the deadline was a few days ago.
I told myself to keep a firm upper-lip and make a card with my name in it anyway. I might even turn it into a set.
I am a little unsure if this card should go in this sub-forum or the normal "other cards" forum. I hope I got it right.
It has relatively good effects, but has no protection whatsoever from being destroyed, something I usually apply to my cards.
Oh wow, so I make all my cards immune to being destroyed in some way EXCEPT the card BASED ON MYSELF... wow. Talk about shame...
And remember its (Double-oh Double-you. Not 'ewww')

If you control no other monsters, this card can attack your opponent directly.
Once per turn, if this card is targeted for an attack, negate the attack.
If you use this card for an xyz summon, this 1 card can count as 2 monsters. (Still only gives 1 xyz material).
-Once per turn, you can target one card in your opponents hand and make them discard that card. That card can not activate its effects from the hand or graveyard.