Dapper Elsa

[BertyCollosal]

The kettle screeches on the stove tonight,

and I am thrilled at the most.

A kitchen full of tea lovers.

and it looks like I'm the host.

I don my top hat and my fancy black bow tie,

I hope they like crumpets made from rye.

 

wipe my manacle, and sugar the tea,

be the gentleman you always have to be,

make sure my mustache is trimmed it's best,

oh here's the guests,

 

Tally ho,

Tally ho,

pip pip cheerio,

 

Tally ho,

Tally ho, 

as I gently open the door.

 

I'll make sure that they enjoy their stay.

let tea time go on,

the cream never bothered me anyways.