Canadian Deck Normal Monster Support

[Seanoow]

Time for me to release some of my Canadian Deck.
This deck focuses around using normal monsters outside of this set, so there are not many "monsters" in this set.
(See 007 "We The North")
Let me know what you think! ;)

[spoiler=Lumberjack Zone]
"Lumberjack" and "Canadian" cards can not have their effects negated.
-Once per turn, you can target 1 "Lumberjack" or "Canadian" monster in your graveyard or banished zone. Add that target to your hand.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Maple Leaf]
Target 3 "Lumberjack" and/or "Canadian" monsters in your deck and show them to your opponent.
-Your opponent picks one of those cards at random and adds that card to your hand.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Canadian Warrior]
If you control a "Canadian" monster other than "Canadian Warrior" you can special summon this card in defense position.
-Your opponent can not target "Canadian" monsters you control with effects or attacks except "Canadian Warrior".[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Canadian Vigilante]
If your opponent activates a card that targets but does not destroy a "Canadian" or "Lumberjack" monster you control, you can special summon this card from your hand or graveyard. When you do, inflict damage to your opponent's life points equal to the attack of the targeted "Canadian" or "Lumberjack" monster.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Lumberjack Tackler]
While you control another "Canadian" or "Lumberjack" monster, this card gains attack equal to half its current defense whenever it battles.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Old Man Tim-Ber]
This card is always treated as a "Canadian" and "Lumberjack" monster. (On the field, and in the hand, Graveyard, banished zone, and main deck).
You can discard one spell card that affects "Canadian" or "Lumberjack" monsters to special summon this card from your hand. This card can not attack the turn it is summoned this way.
-Any battle damage this card deals to your opponent by a direct attack is halved.
-If this card battles but does not destroy a monster during that battle, this card is changed to defense position after damage calculation.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=We The North]
All level 4 normal monsters you currently control are treated as "Canadian" monsters.
-As long as this card remains face-up on your side of the field, whenever you normal summon a level 4 normal monster, that monster is treated as a "Canadian" monster. (Cards affected by this effect remain treated as "Canadian" monsters even if this card leaves the field).[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The True Canadian Lumberjack]
2 or more (max 5.) level 4 "Canadian" and/or "Lumberjack" monsters.
You can also xyz summon this card by using 2 level 6 "Canadian" monsters.
This card can not be targeted by the effects of xyz monsters your opponent controls.
-When your opponent activates a card effect you can detach 2 xyz materials from this card, negate the effects of all cards in that chain (except for this card) and destroy them. Then inflict 600 damage to your opponent's life points for each card destroyed by this effect.
-Once per turn you can detach 3 xyz materials from this card, this card gains attack equal to the combined attack of all "Canadian" and "Lumberjack" monsters you control and its next attack can not be negated. Any battle damage this card deals to your opponent after you activate this effect is halved.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Lumberjack Obelisk]
When a "Lumberjack" monster you control is destroyed by battle, you can special summon this card from your hand in defense position.
-If this card declares an attack, its attack and defense are switched until the end phase.
-While you control no other "Canadian" or "Lumberjack" monsters, this card can not declare an attack.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Last Lumberjack]
Target 1 "Lumberjack" monster in your graveyard or banished zone, special summon that target.
-Until your opponent's end phase, that target can not be destroyed, and it's original attack is doubled.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Eh Team]
Pay 75% of your life points, special summon 5 "Canadian" monsters from your deck with different names (This is treated as 1 summon).
-You can not summon/set other monsters, declare an attack, or activate any other card effects the turn you activate this card.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Sorry]
Activate when your opponent activates a spell, trap, or monster effect while you have only one level 4 "Canadian" monster in your hand.
-Special summon one Level 4 "Canadian" monster from your hand, then negate your opponent's card effect and destroy it.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=This is Our Game]
All "Canadian" monsters you control gain 100 attack and defense for each "Canadian" monster on the field.
-Whenever you normal summon a "Canadian" monster, place 1 "Ice Hockey" counter on this card. You can send this card to the graveyard to special summon up to three normal monsters from your graveyard who's level is equal to or less than the number of "Ice Hockey" counters on this card.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Defend The Nation]
Activate when your opponent declares a direct attack after a "Lumberjack" monster you controlled was destroyed this turn.
-Negate the attack and special summon up to 3 "Lumberjack" monsters from your hand.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Support the Nation]
Activate only if you control no cards.
-Special summon one "Beaver Warrior" from your hand, then you can special summon one level 4 "Canadian" monster from your hand.
The "Beaver Warrior" summoned by this effect is treated as a tuner monster permanently (and also treated as a normal monster while in the graveyard).[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Mangling Offensive Omnipotent Spearing Entity]
Beaver Warrior + 1 "Canadian" monster.
This card can only be synchro summoned, and can only be summoned if the "Beaver Warrior" used for the synchro summon is being treated as a tuner monster.
-This card is immune to all effects that do not target it.
-This card can not be targeted by monster effects controlled by your opponent.
-This card gains 100 attack for every "Canadian" monster in your graveyard.
Dear Prime Minister, we have successfully completed the device and they have been stationed all around the nation. We have placed the skin of a large deer on each so that they can remain cloaked in clear sight. No one will suspect that these "animals" are the real defense of the nation. The M.O.O.S.E. War Machines have been deployed, and are patrolling the borders for hostile threats.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chaos Jack]
"The True Canadian Lumberjack" + "Mangling Offensive Omnipotent Spearing Entity".
This card is immune to all other card effects.
-Once per turn you can detach one xyz material from this card, target the highest level monster in your opponent's main deck and extra deck, banish all copies of those two cards from your opponent's main deck, extra deck, hand, and graveyard.
"A man can only be nice for so long..."[/spoiler]

[DarkLight101]

haha! It seems hilarious!

As a Canadian, I approve.