Joke Regarding Ads

[Bronzegauntlets]

Alright, here we go...

I'm kind of nervous that these cards are not going to be funny at all but whatever.

As I was merrily making some random silly cards I thought were amazing on this wonderful card maker, an ad caught my eye. It was for Hearthstone, which I knew to stay away from because it sucks all of your money. I eventually got bored of creating silly cards, so I went to other websites and generally browsed the interwebs. And, it just so happened, that every gaming/card games site I went to had this same ad. So I made a card about it. It's probably funny.

 

 

LORE: Activate this card after your opponent plays the field spell "Any Website that Has Anything to do with Card Games/Video Games." Destroy all money counters on the field.

 

LORE: When this card is activated, immediately search through the deck for an "Interest" Monster, and add it to the hand. While this card is in play, "Job" cannot be activated. (In case you can't read the name, it is "Any Website that Has Anything to do with Card Games/Video Games.")

 

LORE: Once per turn, put one "Money Counter" on one card you control. (Notice that the text for "Job" is Ultra-Rare)

 

Hope you liked that. (You probably didn't)

 

(by the way, tried doing spoilers by following what it said in the FAQ, but it didn't work. Did something change? Sorry if this is inappropriate to put at the end of a post)

[Seanoow]

Wow, that almost gave me a heart attack...

For a minute I thought you had literally come up with a card that directly destroys a set I am working on.

But it turns out that the card is more general than I thought. Fwewf.

I mean... I'm not working on a set that I haven't released yet that has anything to do with one of those cards. <_<