Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 So. I made the mistake of leaving rated and going into advanced unrated intending to test some random deck which I ended up not even using because I didn't set it as default. Was about to leave when my opponent who we'll call SleepyEnvoy (possibly not his real name) said "whee r u omg i hate little babys". This riled me enough to stay and duel him, and it was soon clear that despite his hatred of little babys he probably was one. Spouting quotes such as "jesus is not god ok he is not song god" and "u will suffer at my hand" we began. He had this unusual and annoying habit of copy and pasting every effect he used into the chat bar but I could live with that. His deck was some Crystal Beast/DARK thing using Advanced Dark, it's not really important except to note that he had Dark Simorgh who came to play a major role in this story. Unfortunately he started to get the upper hand but things soon swung my way and it came to be that I had 2 number 54s and an Exodius out while he had a few Crystal Beasts in the S/T as in the turn before this I had cleared his field with a combination of Bunila and Shield and Sword, while he had no cards in his hand. On his next turn he drew some dark monster, then decided that he could banish it along with his Cobalt Eagle in the S/T zone to summon Simorgh. He immediately went to the battle phase and attacked Exodius (who was at 2000 anyway and so even if destroyed it would not have given him the win, with my life points at 800 and his at 850) and when I said to him that he couldn't do that as Cobalt was not in his hand he replied with "yes it was lol stop trying to cheat" in what has to be one of the most ridiculously ironic things anyone has ever said. I gave up fighting at this point and activated my previously set Mirror Force which rendered his attack useless regardless of whether or not it should be occurring. Anyway it was at this stage that the coin flip spam began so I will copy and paste the dialogue which took place. SleepyEnvoy: idk waht ur talkng but SleepyEnvoy: accept th draw lil boi TheGreatEnguin: Why would I accept a draw I won SleepyEnvoy: no u didnt lol TheGreatEnguin: How did I not win SleepyEnvoy: is stil my turn SleepyEnvoy: hw did yo win SleepyEnvoy: u canno atk o my tun SleepyEnvoy: learn the rulesyou dumb noob SleepyEnvoy: og SleepyEnvoy: stop playing o dn you little boi TheGreatEnguin: End your turn then SleepyEnvoy: CRY MAR SleepyEnvoy: CRY SleepyEnvoy: CRY MOAR And so forth. DN has just kicked me so that's the end of that. Gyazo was a c*** and wouldn't let me screenshot anything as was the DN self screenshot thing which failed 3 times. Anyway I don't know what particularly drove me to share this story, it's just the one DN experience that actually amazed me, I literally cannot imagine how this person functions in real life. He quit eventually with the customary claim "my girl wants to give me head". Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 DN is a place filled with retards like that, luckily i often find nice people, but sometimes everyone encounters those retards. And WTF of a quit phrase of "my girl wants to give me head" and with that grammar, i wonder how he even speaks, imagine him speaking with all those errors! But i think he's probably a 11/12/13 year old who tries (and fails miserably) of looking older, and i must say that sadly this thing is becoming more and more common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Glad I don't DN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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