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It is well-known knowledge that the Goblin race is a sincerely elite branch of life as we know it. They have extreme mind-manipulation powers and can erase all memory of any human's encounter with a Goblin.

 

It is also speculated that a Goblin spacecraft crash landed in Roswell in 1947, but no conclusive evidence has been recovered, due to their manipulative minds.

 

But you must be thinking, "lol if teh gooblins r teh mster race then y did 1 crash???1/!lol?"

 

Allow me to explain.

 

This particular Goblin was so utterly intelligent that it outsmarted itself while maneuvering his craft through a quasi-dimensional worm hole, and subsequently manipulated his own mind to forget its own powers. The craft lost control and was sucked into the endless time paradox over and over again until he was able to override its own mind once again and found a speck of land. It struck Earth and a cloud of confusion ensued. It escaped and returned to its planet of Goblingoblin as soon as possible, after capturing and enslaving several million citizens, all of whose families and acquantances suddenly lost memory of.

 

We all know Goblins are the true Master Race.

 

 

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Moar Epic?

 

I can supply.

 

 

As one "Yankeefan" could tell you, as I have divulged the dimensions of planet Goblingoblin to him, Planet Goblingoblin is exactly 300 trillion times the size of the sun. It was built from the skulls of enemies and mortared with the colons of the children of the enemy.

 

King Goblingus, creator of everything, including himself, once created a worm hole so strong that Oreos were created, and the accidental creation of Earth took place.

 

BTW, Earth will be detonated in 2012. In case you were wondering. We are kinda disappointed in it.

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Moar Epic?

 

I can supply.

 

 

As one "Yankeefan" could tell you' date=' as I have divulged the dimensions of planet Goblingoblin to him, Planet Goblingoblin is exactly 300 trillion times the size of the sun. It was built from the skulls of enemies and mortared with the colons of the children of the enemy.

 

King Goblingus, creator of everything, including himself, once created a worm hole so strong that Oreos were created, and the accidental creation of Earth took place.

 

BTW, Earth will be detonated in 2012. In case you were wondering. We are kinda disappointed in it.

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I kan haz mov to gblingblin?

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Unfortuanately, any human to step foot on Planet Goblingoblin would be subsequently and fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster of epic proportion. They look kinda like a Shirly Temple, except with wings and teeth, along with and extreme taste for human and >>D>D> flesh.

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Unfortuanately' date=' any human to step foot on Planet Goblingoblin would be subsequently and fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster of epic proportion. They look kinda like a Shirly Temple, except with wings and teeth, along with and extreme taste for human and >>D>D> flesh.

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You forget, I'm a dragon. >_>

 

Lol.

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Ah, well dragons may be allowed, the Monsters dont usually devour them so fangoriously, so you may survive. The address is >>E>FL>>E>>F)V)E)VE>>E>>V#@#@@#L#@@#@##L#@L#@LL@L#L#LR# #LVMVVV)V)V#$##@@AA::A::A::AVVVVVIIVVIIPEPEPPWPPEWPFFPPVPVW{{{S{{SS!2121139((((((((llLLDklKLJL JFINFIFODMOFNONDIONANIOGD

 

In simplified Goblin language. There arent enough characters/space (on earth) to write it in Goblin language.

 

 

I'll tell you what, bring an offering of >>D>D> with you, and the Fangorious monsters will be obliged to step aside. Bring about 340 million.

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Ah' date=' well dragons may be allowed, the Monsters dont usually devour them so fangoriously, so you may survive. The address is >>E>FL>>E>>F)V)E)VE>>E>>V#@#@@#L#@@#@##L#@L#@LL@L#L#LR# #LVMVVV)V)V#$##@@AA::A::A::AVVVVVIIVVIIPEPEPPWPPEWPFFPPVPVW{{{S{{SS!2121139((((((((llLLDklKLJL JFINFIFODMOFNONDIONANIOGD

 

In simplified Goblin language. There arent enough characters/space (on earth) to write it in Goblin language.

 

 

I'll tell you what, bring an offering of >>D>D> with you, and the Fangorious monsters will be obliged to step aside. Bring about 340 million.

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OSH--. Where I can be finding >>D>D>?

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>>D>D> are Gnomes. Theyre about 4948 miles tall. Very unintelligent. Not as stupid as humans, as humans don't understand the concept of ventricular concentric desecration.

 

If you wish to find them, go left, right, reverse, and park behind that WalMart over there.

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>>D>D> are Gnomes. Theyre about 4948 miles tall. Very unintelligent. Not as stupid as humans' date=' as humans don't understand the concept of ventricular concentric desecration.

 

If you wish to find them, go left, right, reverse, and park behind that WalMart over there.

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Oh. *shot*

 

I have the >>D>D>'s.

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>>D>D> are Gnomes. Theyre about 4948 miles tall. Very unintelligent. Not as stupid as humans' date=' as humans don't understand the concept of ventricular concentric desecration.

 

If you wish to find them, go left, right, reverse, and park behind that WalMart over there.

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But Tom Cruise understands concentric Desecration, more than any other human understands. Why is this?

 

And why is the Deitic Void asking questions?

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>>D>D> are Gnomes. Theyre about 4948 miles tall. Very unintelligent. Not as stupid as humans' date=' as humans don't understand the concept of ventricular concentric desecration.

 

If you wish to find them, go left, right, reverse, and park behind that WalMart over there.

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But Tom Cruise understands concentric Desecration, more than any other human understands. Why is this?

 

And why is the Deitic Void asking questions?

 

Lol, Project Chanology.

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Now that you have the >>D>D>'s, you can continue to the lair of Lord XeNU, an evil entity created by himself, after going back in time, and then created by King Goblingus, who later erased Xenu, but since the time paradox reversed, Xenu was unerased and an internal war between Evil and Yes happened. The war ended 3000 years in the future, when Xenu was destroyed by Kingy's hangnail, upon which he choked. The toenail became Tom Cruise, according to Kingy's penis, and destroyed everything we know of, after it was destroyed. When a wormhole re-opened in the time paradox, Cruise was sucked to earth and founded scientology and gave birth to George Orwell.

 

Lord Xenu is currently living in the past and future, so its better to go to the past and find him, as going to the future can create extra worm holes, which are unnecessary.

 

Give him a gift of 3 Tibetan monks, and if he accepts the gift, drink a vat of HCl while dancing a Native American/Latin jig upon the bones of your future contenance.

 

He will direct you to Goblingoblin, where you will recieve a warm welcome. I have not yet and already informed the planet of your arrival.

 

One more thing: Be careful not to tread upon the ceiling whilst performing your jig. Xenu may become swarthy and discontented. He has been known to summon a witch goddess from the ground to inebriate his enemies.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and bout Cruise. He's not actually a human, because Scientologists are not human. They are gremlins, which are kinda cool, but these ones got mixed up in the French Revolution and caused yet another time paradox. Then they made a movie called Donnie Darko.

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Now that you have the >>D>D>'s' date=' you can continue to the lair of Lord XeNU, an evil entity created by himself, after going back in time, and then created by King Goblingus, who later erased Xenu, but since the time paradox reversed, Xenu was unerased and an internal war between Evil and Yes happened. The war ended 3000 years in the future, when Xenu was destroyed by Kingy's hangnail, upon which he choked. The toenail became Tom Cruise, according to Kingy's penis, and destroyed everything we know of, after it was destroyed. When a wormhole re-opened in the time paradox, Cruise was sucked to earth and founded scientology and gave birth to George Orwell.

 

Lord Xenu is currently living in the past and future, so its better to go to the past and find him, as going to the future can create extra worm holes, which are unnecessary.

 

Give him a gift of 3 Tibetan monks, and if he accepts the gift, drink a vat of HCl while dancing a Native American/Latin jig upon the bones of your future contenance.

 

He will direct you to Goblingoblin, where you will recieve a warm welcome. I have not yet and already informed the planet of your arrival.

 

One more thing: Be careful not to tread upon the ceiling whilst performing your jig. Xenu may become swarthy and discontented. He has been known to summon a witch goddess from the ground to inebriate his enemies.

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Osh--.

 

I'm getting out before you pull the disconnection policy on me.

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