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SushiTheLegend

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That's right, you read it, you all fail at life, seriously. And this is what I have to say because it really makes so much sense. All of you need to grow up and stop acting like five year olds and another thing you people who seem to think you are so great need to get a life because you aren't and you need to stop thinking you are just because you have power.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you still reading this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously why are you still reading this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

APRIL FOOLS!

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Noticing how April the first means nothing in Mexico, I'll consider this whole thread as an act of racism toward my beings. Have a nice day.

 

(Btw, work on your jokes more. I saw it coming from a mile away)

 

PD: If this thread had been serious, it'd have been epic.

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Nice joke, but everyone saw it coming I think.

 

 

So what did you guys do at school? I put fake pooh on the desk of every teacher, they all gasped :D

And I killed myself with a knife where the blade goes inwards, but the teacher gasped so hard that he sent me out of class :( :D

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On a forum I frequent, last year, one of the mods fooled everyone by registering an alternate account and posting as a n00bish newbie that, weirdly enough, was hilarious rather than frustrating. What made it even better was the fact that no one else knew about it, other mods are admins were not on at the moment, and that no one noted at that his nick (yw_blak) was so similar to the real account (UZ_White).

 

It was fun while it lasted. But what makes it better is that he uses that alternate account from time to time, and it developed a little fanbase, me being included in it :D

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On my forum we adjusted the word replacement filter to make eveyone speak "Pirate Speak." We replaced words like...

is -> be

hey -> avast

you -> ya

ha ha -> yo ho ho ho ho

kill -> Keelhaul

friend(s) -> Bucko(s)

I -> Yar, I

am, can -> be

be, are -> be

Well -> Argh

no (and other variations) -> nay

yes (and other variations) -> Aye

ya -> ya land lubbers

he -> the scallywag

she -> the scurvy dog

they -> the crew

Hi -> Ahoy

points -> pieces of eight

my -> me

Wow(woot!) -> Shiver Me Timbers

sure -> Aye Matie

 

My best April Fool's (Don't try this at home) was to pour 4 cases of flavorless gelatine into the swimming pool filtration system(so it basically stirred itself) of a certain Algebra teacher whom we didn't like. We waited about 2 hours for it to cycle...then unplugged the system so it would set. Viola! 1 solid gelatine swimming pool. 8)

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