A Monster Mash Not-Archetype

[Just Crouton]

Because they aren't an archetype, but are, but aren't.

 

[spoiler=Pendulum Monsters]

Radical Jack Against The World!!!

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If a Pendulum Monster you control attacks: You can target 1 Spell/Trap Card on the field; destroy that target. ② If you have a "Tubular Telly" in your other Pendulum Zone, this card's Pendulum Scale becomes 8.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If this card attacks, your opponent cannot activate any Spell/Trap Cards until the end of the Damage Step. ② If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard: Inflict damage to your opponent equal to half the destroyed monster's original ATK in the Graveyard. ③ If you have 2 or more face-up Pendulum Monsters in your Extra Deck: This card's original ATK/DEF becomes 3200/3000.

 

Lore: Radical Jack is an outcast. A rebel opposing the uncool Government of Doom. With his godlike strength and awesome charisma, he'll make this world a paradise with music and parties and babes and stuff!

 

 

Big Bad Blazin' Dragodude

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① During each of your opponent's Standby Phases, inflict 100 damage to your opponent for each face-up Pendulum Monster in your Extra Deck.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① When this card destroys a monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard: Inflict damage to your opponent equal to either the ATK or DEF (whichever is higher) of the destroyed monster in the Graveyard. ② If you have 2 or more face-up Pendulum Monsters in your Extra Deck: Once per turn, you can excavate the top 3 cards of your Deck, and there are any Pendulum Monsters among them, you can send 1 of those Pendulum Monsters to the Extra Deck face-up, and if you do, this card gains ATK equal to either the ATK or DEF (whichever is higher) of that Pendulum Monster.

 

Lore: A former agent of the Government of Doom, he helps out Radical Jack to serve his own agenda: Building his Harem of Rage consisting of 30 Amazonian woman.

 

Stoner Melvin Who's In Fact A Plant

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Pendulum Monsters sent to your Graveyard or banished are sent to your Extra Deck face-up instead.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Pendulum Monsters sent to your Graveyard are sent to your Extra Deck face-up instead. ② This card gains 200 ATK/DEF for each face-up Pendulum Monster Card in your Extra Deck.

 

Lore: A money-grubbing stoner who fused himself with the cannabis he loves so much. He provides most of the illegal drugs with the Society of Doom.

 

Rude Duke Farooq

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Once per turn: You can send 1 face-up Pendulum Monster you control to the Extra Deck face-up to target 1 card on the field; destroy it.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Once per turn, during your End Phase, if this card did not inflict Battle Damage this turn: You can send 1 face-up Pendulum Monster you control to the Extra Deck face-up to target 1 card on the field; destroy it.

 

Lore: He's a rude dude, and he hates the Government of Doom, so he's rude to the Government of Doom!

 

 

 

Mega Mondosaurus

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① When a monster would be Summoned, OR a Spell/Trap Card is activated, if you have 2 or more face-up Pendulum Monsters in your Extra Deck: You can send this face-up card to the Graveyard; negate the Summon or activation, and if you do, destroy that card.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① When this card attacks an opponent's monster: It gains 100 ATK for each face-up Pendulum Monster Card in your Extra Deck until the end of that battle.

 

Lore: A cyborg dinosaur who joined Radical Jack out of a mutual interest of fighting.

 

Tubular Telly

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
The ① effect of "Tubular Telly" can only be activated once per turn.
① At the End Phase of a turn that you Pendulum Summoned: Draw cards equal to the number of monsters you Pendulum Summoned this turn. ② If you have a "Radical Jack Against The World!!!" in your other Pendulum Zone, this card's Pendulum Scale becomes 1.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If this card is Summoned: You can target 3 monsters in your Graveyard; shuffle all 3 into the Deck, then draw 2 cards.

 

Lore: She was a roller girl, member of the Sexy Thunderbolts, who was hired to make the other girls look more attractive. One day, the Thunderbolts threw themselves at Radical Jack. But, Jack ignored the sexy babes, his eyes already set on one girl: Telly. That was chapter 1 of their BURNING LOVE STORY!

 

Dogu Dude

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Once per turn, during either player's turn: You can discard 1 card, then target 1 face-up Attack Position monster you control; change it to face-up Defense Position, and if you do, it cannot be destroyed by battle or by card effects this turn.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If your opponent's monster declares an attack: You can Special Summon this card from your hand, and if you do, change the attack target to this card and proceed to damage calculation. ② This card can attack while in face-up Defense Position, and if it does, it can attack directly.

 

Lore: An alien who crashed on the planet. He can't think for himself, and relies on others.

 

Wally the Turtle

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
You can only activate the ① effect of "Wackin' Wally the Turtle" once per turn.
① You can shuffle this card into your Deck to target 2 Pendulum Monsters in your Graveyard; add those targets to your hand.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
You can only activate the ① effect of "Wackin' Wally the Turtle" once per turn.
① During your Main Phase, if there is only 1 Pendulum Monster in your Pendulum Zone: You can target that 1 Pendulum Monster; excavate the top cards of your Deck equal to the target monsters Level, and there are any Pendulum Monsters among them, send it to the Graveyard, you can choose 1 of them, and if you do, place it in an unoccupied Pendulum Zone, then shuffle the remaining cards into your Deck.

 

Lore: A kindergarten teacher who doesn't like seeing the kids miserable. Joining with Radical Jack, he hopes to makes the kids' imaginations soar once again!

 

 

Wave-Ridin' Wendy

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① Once per turn: You can target 1 face-up monster you control; until the End Phase, it is treated as a Tuner monster.

 

Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
The ① effect of "Wave-Ridin' Wendy" can only be activated once per turn.
① Once per turn: You can Tribute 1 face-up Pendulum Monster; Special Summon 1 Pendulum Monster from your Deck, and it is treated as a Tuner Monster until the End Phase.

 

Lore: The Government of Doom outlawed surfing at the beach, so she rides the radio waves instead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Synchro Monsters]

 

Rockin' Boss Shogun Smashin' Da Baddies!

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If a monster you control attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage to your opponent. ② At the start of the Damage Step, if a monster you control attacks a face-down Defense Position monster: Destroy that face-down monster.

 

Lore: He doesn't like oppression that isn't being done by him!

 

Thrillin' n' Drillin' Dyno Thexder

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage to your opponent. ② When this card deals Battle Damage to the opponent: Destroy all face-up monsters your opponent controls whose DEF is less than or equal to the Battle Damage inflicted.

 

Lore: A geek with a drill. He's in it for the thrill...and the babes!

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Xyz Monsters]

 

3D Surfin' Sally

2 Level 3 monsters
Destroy this face-up card if there are non-Monster Cards face-up in your Spell & Trap Card Zone or in your Graveyard.
① This card can attack your opponent directly, ② If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. ③ Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then target 1 face-up monster you control; it can attack your opponent directly.

 

Lore: With cybernetics and a rebellious vigor, the Government of Doom can't hold down these 3D-cups!