Woloa Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 To preface this: I fed the prolog of my fic through the Ebonics Translator, then I decided to do that with the rest of it. This will be updated alongside the main fic. This is all pure uncensored Ebonics, so, be warned. [spoiler=Yo Prolog: da Entry Exam]Yo uh young boy named Simon Yu waited in da stadium. this day wuz da day o' da Duel Academy entry exams, dis here wuz also da day dat he wuz ta reveal da functions o' Amulet monsters. His duel disk wuz set ta use deez new cards, an' all da hologram projectors had already been updated ova da air ta allow fo' they use. "Would Simon Yu please report ta duel arena 2" His heart nearly skipped uh beat, it wuz his turn. He took uh deep breaf an' walked ta da arena, in front o' him stood uh tall jabroni in uh blue suit wif massive sunglasses, da normal attire fo' aptitude testers. Simon stepped forward an' turned on his duel disk, nahh werdz had ta be said ta begin da duel, brothas knew dat da aspiring student always gots da first move, so Simon drew his hand an' his confidence grew when he seen what it had ta offer. Simon LP: 4000 Tester LP: 4000 "Since ah've gots da first move, ah'll summon Toy Doll in attack mode!" [Level 3, 500Atk/1000Def] "She may peep weak, but she don' travel alone. When Toy Doll iz normal summoned, ah can special summon two mo' Toy Dolls from muh motha fuckin deck!" Simon's Duel disk dispensed da other two toy dolls an' he set dem down, standing 'bfoe him wuz three dolls modeled afta young beotches, each wearing dresses o' different colors. "an' ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn by setting two cards in muh motha fuckin trap zones, an' one in muh motha fuckin Amulet zone." da tester wuz taken aback "Amulet? what iz dis here, some kind o' trickery?" "nahh, just uh new card type ah'm beta tes'in, now, its yo' move." "Right" da tester took uh moment ta compose himself "First, ah activate da field spell Umi!" an' wif dat, da arena floor became uh vast ocean "an' now, ah summon Amphibious Bugrof MK3, in attack mode." [1500Atl/1300Def] "thanks ta muh motha fuckin Bugrof's ability, it can attack you directly wif 1300Atk points as long as Umi iz face up on da field. Now go, Bugrof, attack him directly wif Amphibian Missile!" Simon smirked "ah don' think so, ah activate da effect o' muh motha fuckin Amulet, Yellow Gem-peeps Doll! She negates yo' attack, then gives me three extra monster zones an' two extra spell an' trap zones. Nice try though." da spectators cheered as Simon's field grew ah size an' da now present doll intercepted da missile, causing it ta detinate harmlessly in da center o' da arena, causing nuttin' mo' dat ripples in da water. "Then ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif two cards face down" "dat makes it muh motha fuckin turn!" Simon smirked ag'in as he drew. "ah'll start wif da ritual spell card Crazed Dollmaker's Curse, now, by tributing all three o' muh motha fuckin Toy Dolls, ah can special summon Anne, Doll o' da Curse from muh motha fuckin hand!" When da card wuz set on da duel disk, uh tall doll wif four arms an' uh cracked face appeared 'bfoe him. [2500Atk/2500Def] "Now, Anne, blow dat Bugrof ta pieces wif Cursed Flame Strike!" Anne's hands became englufed in black fire as she rushed forwards towards da weak machine "Not so fast! ah acitvate muh motha fuckin trap card, Sakuretsu Armor, say peace out ta yo' little dolly" "ah activate muh motha fuckin face down! Seven Tools o' da Bandit. sho, ah lose 1000 life points" he said casually as his life points ticked down ta 3000 "but ah git ta keep muh motha fuckin 'little dolly', an' you'll be taking 1200 points o' damage, since yo' umi reduces yo' Bugrof's attack points by 200" da tester cried out in pain as Anne's blow connected wif da Bugrof, da machine melting in da dark flames. "an' now ah'll summon Maker Doll an' page it uh turn" [1000Atk/1000Def] Simon LP: 3000 Tester LP: 2800 da tester growled slightly 'bfoe drawing "ah activate da Cheerful Coffin, allowing me ta discard Levia Dragon Daedalus from muh motha fuckin hand, an' now, ah'll activate muh motha fuckin face down page o' da Haunted ta bring him strait ta da field!" da large blue dragon appeared 'bfoe him, letting out uh mighty roar [2600At/1500Def] Simon laughed uh little "yeah, an' you just activated muh motha fuckin trap card, Bottomless Trap hole, looks like you'll need ta say bye bye ta yo' big dragon fo' da rest o' da duel" "ah end muh motha fuckin turn..." "aight, muh motha fuckin draw, an' ah'll start muh motha fuckin turn by activating da field spell card Crazed Dollmaker's Workshop!" da vast ocean wuz replaced wif uh dark workshop filled wif broken dolls, parts an' tools strewn all ova "in here, Dolls gain 250 attack an' defense points fo' each other doll on da field, Anne's special ability do da same thin` too, so, right now dat 'little dolly' you tried ta take out wif yo' trap's gots 3000 attack points. Now, Anne, finish dis here wif Final Curse!" da tester became engulfed in Anne's black fire, crying out in pain until his lifepoints ticked down an' da projectors deactivated. "werd up, pimp-tight game, you didn't stand uh chance, but, dat wuz fun." Ya' know what I'm sayin'? [spoiler=Chapter 1, First Night at da Dorm]Yo Simon stepped off o' da helicopter, uh tad nervous 'boutdis here new place. He wuz assigned ta Obelisk Blue, da most prestigious o' da three dorms. He took notice o' one large student who he ended up sitting beside during da welcome dinner. "werd up..." he said timidly "yo, muh motha fuckin name's Jessie, who is you?" "ah'm Simon Yu, dis here place makes me... nervous..." "don' trip, nuttin' bad happens here." "awww, pimp-tight. So, yo' uh duelist?" "o' course ah be. dat's why ah'm here" "so, do you wants ta duel once we's be done wif dis here dinner" "but, what 'boutthe get5 jiggy wit i?" "Dancing ain't muh motha fuckin thin`..." da two remained silent fo' da remainder o' da dinner afta dat, then, as da dancing started, Simon slinked off ta his room an' laid down on his bed "well, ah made it in, ta da biggest dorm too... ah wonder if ah belong here" "dere you be!" came Jessie's voice from da doorway "Come on Simon, da get5 jiggy wit i just started!" "ah told you already, dancing ain't muh motha fuckin thin`." "Fine, then we's'll do dis here da hard way" Jessie picked up Simon an' carried him towards da get5 jiggy wit i floor "Please, put me down, ah gots uh fear o' falling!" "is you going ta get5 jiggy wit i?" "yeea , yeea ah be, just set me down!" "pimp-tight" Jessie gently set Simon back on da floor, Simon took uh deep breaf ta calm himself an' then reluctantly walked ta da get5 jiggy wit i floor. Simon took his first opertunity ta step off o' da get5 jiggy wit i floor an' sit off ta da side, not returning ta his room fo' fear o' Jessie carrying him out ag'in. "werd up" Said uh beotch voice ta his side. da sudden voice causing him ta jump. "h- yo... ah'm Simon Yu..." da beotch giggled "wow, did ah scare you dat badly? muh motha fuckin name's Sirrus. You asked Jessie fo' uh duel earlier, you wanna ditch dis here get5 jiggy wit i an' duel me instead?" "dat depends, what is da stakes?" "stakes? ah don' play fo' stakes, ah just play ta gots fun! let's go!" she took his hand an' nearly pulled him ta da outdoor arena. Simon an' Sirrus bof took they places Sirrus LP:4000 Smon LP:4000 Simon turned on his duel disk, feeling uh sudden surge o' confidence "beotches first" Sirrus giggled an' drew her starting hand "aight, but, you can't be mad when ah beat you. ah summon Cannon Soldier in attack mode!" da card caused uh human sized purple machine wif uh large back mounted cannon ta appear. [1400Atk/1300Def] "an' then ah'll throw down uh face down an' page it uh turn" "Then its by draw!" Simon added his sixf card ta his hand an' looked ova it carefully. "ah summon Bladed Doll in attack mode" da doll dat appeared 'bfoe him wuz crude, one o' its arms replaced at da elbow wif uh shortsword [1600Atk/1000Def] "Now, Bladed Doll, destroy her Cannon Soldier wif Dark Slash!" "Not so fast, you've just activated muh motha fuckin trap card, Draining Shield, yo' attack iz negated an' ah gain life points equal ta yo' attacking monster's attack points." Sirrus LP: 5600 "ah set down uh card in muh motha fuckin Amulet zone an' end muh motha fuckin turn" "Amulet?" Sirrus asked as she drew her next card "wut dat?" "it's an experimental card type ah'm tes'in, if you try ta attack me directly you'll see how dey werk" "awww, but ah don' gots ta. ah tribute Cannon Soldier ta summon Cannon Soldier Mk2!" [1900Atk/1200Def] "an' now, ah activate da spell card Scapegoat, giving me four sheep tokens, but, dey aren't staying here. ah activate Cannon Soldier MK2's special ability, by tributing 2 monsters, ah can deal 1500 points o' damage directly ta yo' life points, an', ah can do it as many times as ah wants each turn" "What!?" Simon he`p up his duel disk protectively as da tiny fluffy sheep wuz fired at him from da back o' da large cannon soldier Simon LP: 1000 "an' now" Sirrus continued "ah activate da spell card Stray Lambs! It gives me two extra sheep tokens an' lets me an' Cannon Soldier Mk2 end dis here! fire!" Simon LP: 0 Sirrus LP: 5600 Winner: Sirrus Simon sighed as da projectors turned off "pimp-tight game Sirrus" he held out his hand, she took his hand firmly an' shook it "Thanks, who knows, maybe you'll be as pimp-tight as me someday" "werd up, don' git cocky, you just gots uh lucky draw!" "Please, muh motha fuckin deck's all 'boutcannons, nahh one's ever been able ta survive all o' dem, anyway, goodnight!" "Night." Simon walked back inside "ah wonder..." he pulled Anne, Doll o' da Curse from his deck "if yo' spirit iz still out dere somewhere..." Don' make me come ova there jabroni... [spoiler=Chapter 2, da Hotshot o' Ra Yellow]Yo Simon found da first day o' classes dull, however, on his way back ta his dorm he spotted uh crowd o' Ra Yellows an' Slifer Reds. He slowly approached da crowd, feeling out o' place in his blue trenchcoat. "an' dat makes three strait victories!" shouted uh Ra Yellow wif slightly spiked blonde fro. "So, who's next?" 'bfoe Simon could step up, another Ra Yellow stepped into da makeshift arena. "Me, someone's gotta take you down Ace, an' ah'll do da honors." "aight then Cade, but, you know muh motha fuckin rules. You've gotta put somethin` in da pot" "Fine, ah'll put up muh motha fuckin Dimensional Warden: Sacera da Reaper" Cade said wile slowly placing his card on da table. Ace smirked "an' ah'll put up muh motha fuckin Turboslot Golem." Ace swiftly placed his card on da table "now, since ah wuz challenged, ah'll take da first move." Ace LP: 4000 Cade LP: 4000 "First, ah summon Dice Juggler in attack mode," An outlandish whitey harlequin appeared 'bfoe him, dancing an' juggling 3 dice. [1000Atk/1000Def] "an' now, ah activate Dice Juggler's effect, ah page even or odd an' roll uh die, if ah guessed right, he gains 300 attack points, times da number rolled, until da end o' yo' turn, then ah roll ag'in. Show me, odd!" Ace threw da dice, landing on uh 5. "looks like muh motha fuckin Juggler's gots 2500 attack points dis here round. ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh facedown." "Then its muh motha fuckin move. First, ah activate da effect o' Dimensional Prisoner:Wolf da Chained from muh motha fuckin hand, allowing me ta banish her an' Slof da Inanimate from muh motha fuckin hand." "Wait, yo' already banishing yo' own monsters?" "ah'm only getting started. Now, ah summon Dimensional Prisoner: Aria da Marionette in attack mode," uh youthful beotch dressed in all black wif wings sprouting from her back supported by strings leading ta da sky appeared 'bfoe him. [1000 Atk/1900Def] "now, since ah control uh Dimensional Prisoner an' Wolf iz banished, ah can banish Aria ta bring out Wolf an' Slof from muh motha fuckin banished zone, an' Aria comes back wif an extra 1000 attack points, since she wuz banished by uh dimension prisoner." Cade smirked as da blue haired wolf beotch in chains an' da whitey skinned demon beotch laying on uh strangely shaped tree appeared 'bfoe him, bof in defense mode. Wolf: [2000Atk/2700Def] Slof: [0Atk/2100Def] Aria: [2000Atk/1900Def] "pimp-tight werk, but now its muh motha fuckin move. an' first, ah activate da field spell Trick Casino!" da world around dem changed into uh large golden casino "Wile we's be in da trick casino, ah can redo one coin toss or die roll each turn. an' now ah sacrifice Dice Juggler ta summon Slot Machine Golem in defense mode!" da juggler faded away an' wuz replaced by uh large golem wif uh slot machine built into its chest. "an' ah activate his effect, it lets me roll three dice..." he tossed three dice, 2 sixes an' uh 3 "aaand now ah use muh motha fuckin Trick Casino ta reroll dat three..." he rolled ag'in, uh 6, giving him uh total o' three "Jackpot! since ah rolled three 6s, ah git ta destroy 3 cards you control, so, say peace out ta yo' monsters." "what?!" Cade stepped back as his three inmates wuz shattered in front o' him "an' now, ah activate da spell card Roulette Summon! ah page odd or even an' roll uh die, then play every monster in muh motha fuckin hand dat matches da number rolled, well, if ah called it right. so, show me uh five!" da die obeyed, Ace smiled wide as he set down two mo' golems from his hand, one holding uh deck o' cards, da other wearing sunglasses an' uh headset "say yo ta Dealer Golem an' Bouncer Golem in attack mode!" Bof: [2000Atk/2500Def] "Now, Golems, end dis here duel wif Card Toss an' Big Bounce!" an' so, wif uh card ta da chest an' uh golem ta da head, Cade's lifepoints wuz reduced ta 0 "ah think ah'll quit fo' da night, see you all here tomorrow" he took da cards off da table an' walked away laughing. Simon silently swore ta return da next day an' take Ace down otay buh-weet [spoiler=Chapter 3, crib Advantage]Yo Simon traveled ag'in ta da makeshift Ra Yellow duel arena, just as he expected, Ace wuz dere. "Its great ta see you all ag'in! So, who'll be muh motha fuckin first opponent this day?" "Me" dat wuz da only werd Simon said as he stepped forward, walking ta da betting table, pulling uh small bawx from his bag. "ah'll put up dis here bawx o' experimental cards, but ah wants you ta put up every card you've won dueling in dis here arena" "Sounds fair ta me, in fact, ah'll throw in uh Doll Billionaire out o' da kindness in muh motha fuckin heart" Ace smirked as he set da small pile o' cards on da table along wif Simon's bawx o' Amulet monsters. "ah'll git da duel started, as per usual." Ace drew his first hand "ah think ah'll summon Coin Juggler in attack mode" [1000Atk/1000Def] da grey clown looked just as outlandish as da Dice Juggler Simon had seen used yesterday. "now ah activate his special ability, ah page heads or tails an' flip six coins, he gains 300 attack points fo' each coin ah page correctly. So, show me heads!" Ace flipped six coins wif amazing speed due ta all his practice, three heads "well, looks like muh motha fuckin juggler's gots 1900 attack points until da end o' yo' turn, speaking o', it iz yo' turn." "Stop being so cocky, yo' lucky ah even took notice o' you" "awww yeea , ah be honored ta gots da chance ta beat an Obelisk" "Well, you wont be beating me, it's muh motha fuckin draw" Simon drew uh card an' smiled "exactly what ah needed, ah summon Toy Doll in defense mode, an' when she's summoned, her niggas came strait from muh motha fuckin deck ta play." da three dolls appeared 'bfoe him, each in uh differently colored dress [500Atk/1000Def each] "an' now ah activate Double Summon ta summon Doll Guardna from muh motha fuckin hand in defense mode" [0Atk/2000Def] da doll 'bfoe him now wuz made almost entire o' metal , certainly coming off mo' sturdy than da toy dolls. "an' now, ah activate da spell card Pot o' Doll Parts! it allows me ta draw 1 card from muh motha fuckin deck fo' each doll ah control, an' right now, ah've gots four" "Not so fast! ah activate Risky Gamble! ah now flip uh coin, an', if ah page it right, yo' spell iz negated. heads" da coin flip came up tails "Looks like ah'm drawing, an' Pot o' Doll Parts iz back in muh motha fuckin hand due ta da effect o' yo' Risky Gamble. ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh facedown" "why is muh motha fuckin coins betraying me..? whatever, its muh motha fuckin draw, an' ah'll first activate muh motha fuckin juggler's ability ag'in." dis here tyme, 5 coins came up heads "yeea ! muh motha fuckin juggler's gots 2500 points! Now, Coin Juggler, attack his Gardna wif Coin Toss!" "Seems you haven't done yo' homework, Doll Gardna negates da effects o' monsters dat attack it, so, yo' Juggler's only gots 1000 points, yo' 'boutto take uh hit." "W- what?!" da coins bounced right off da Gardna an' hit Ace right between da peeps fo' 1000 points o' damage. Ace LP: 3000 Simon LP: 4000 "whatever, now ah tribute muh motha fuckin Juggler ta summon Dealer Golem! in attack mode!" [2000Atk/2500Def] da golem wif uh deck o' cards, just like yesterday... "an' now, ah activate his ability, by calling uh card type, ah can draw uh card, if ah page it right, ah git 1000 life points an' ah keep da card, if ah page it wrong, ah lose 1000 life points an' gots ta ditch it. So, Dealer Golem, deal me up uh monster" Ace drew uh card an' smirked, showing it ta Simon "Bouncer Golem be uh monster, looks like ah git 1000 life points" Ace LP: 4000 Simon LP: 4000 "ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh facedown, yo' move" "an' ah'll make it count." he drew his next card an' played it immediately "first, ah activate da continuous spell card Ritual Dollhouse! it makes it so dat all muh motha fuckin dolls is worf twice dere level in ritual summoning. an' now ah tribute Doll Gardna ta activate Crazed Dollmaker's Curse an' ritual summon Anne, Doll o' da Curse in attack mode" [2500Atk/2500Def] "wait, what?! why didn't you git rid o' da runts ta summon her?" "Simple, Anne gets 250 extra attack an' defense points fo' each doll ah control, an' once ah activate da field spell Crazed Dollmaker's Workshop, dat bonus'll become 500. So, Anne's gots an amazing 3500 attack an' defense points. Now, Anne, attack his dealer golem wif Cursed Flame!" "ah activate muh motha fuckin facedown, risky maneuver. ah page odd or even an' roll uh die, if ah page it right, ah negate yo' attack, if ah page it wrong yo' attack becomes uh direct one. ah page even!" da die came up 5 "awww nahh..." Ace cried out in very real pain as da cursed flames engulfed him instead o' his monster. "H- how did you..." "Cause pain? ah'm not sho, Anne just tends ta do dat, mus' be an error in da holograms, ah'll bring it up wif Industrial Illusions, anyway, its yo' move" "aight, first, ah summon Card Juggler in attack mode. Now, by calling spells, traps or monsters, ah can discard cards from muh motha fuckin deck until ah git one dat don' match, an' muh motha fuckin juggler gains 300 attack points fo' each card ah discarded. ah'd like ta see some spells" sho enough, 6 spells in uh row, followed by uh trap "dat makes 3100attack points Now, Card Juggler, attack one o' those toys wif Trump Card" "Hold on uh moment, ah activate muh motha fuckin face down, Cursed Blowback! it negates yo' attack, an' deals damage ta you equal ta 300 times da number o' monsters you control" "But, dat'll leave me wif..." "0 life points. Nice try though." Ace collapsed, devastated by his first defeat since he gots here. "ah- ah wuz supposed ta win..." Simon took da cards from da table, slipping da Doll into his deck 'bfoe returning da other cards ta they original owners. "By da way Ace, ah'd like you ta gots deez" he handed da Ra Yellow uh pair o' Amulets named 'Amulet Juggler' "What da?" "deez is some o' those experimental cards ah bet you, keep 'em, dey'll be rolling out duel disks like mine dat support dem by da end o' da week. Now, ah'll see you around." Simon said smugly 'bfoe walking back ta his dorm, feeling pimp-tight 'bouthimself. He go right ta his room without uh werd "Simon, where wuz you?" "ah wuz at Ra Yellow, had ta beat down some jabroni who thought he wuz some kinda champion" "So, you won?" "By uh landslide. an' its all thanks ta Anne" "Thank you" said uh small, barely audiable voice in da back o' his head "what da..?" "Somethin` wrong simon?" "ah think someone just thanked me... ah think ah'll take uh nap ta calm muh motha fuckin nerves..." "aight, ah'll see you later then" Simon laid down on his bed "yeap, later..." an don't make me pull mah gat! [spoiler=Chapter 4, Deep Sleep]Yo Simon opened his peeps ta find uh dark room around him, dis here wasn't his dorm room. Bits an' pieces o' dolls everywhere, tools strewn 'boutthe room, dis here wuz da Crazed Dollmaker's Workshop, but, dat wuz impossible, da workshop iz only uh card. wuz only uh card. "yo Simon" came uh beotch voice from nearby, Simon had heard it 'bfoe but he couldn't remember where. He turned ta see Anne, Doll o' da Curse, standing just ova his height, four arms, cracked face, long black strands o' silk fo' fro, dressed in uh tattered black dress. "Anne? how iz dis here possible?" "Well, Simon, dis here iz yo' mind. da only way ta git out iz ta duel me, but, we's can't duel here, we's be wake muh motha fuckin sisters." "yo' sisters? you mean da other dolls? ah'd take it dey aren't as reasonable as you" "dat's right, follow me" Anne walked quietly ta da do' o' da workshop, opening it an' stepping out into uh grassy field under uh night sky, Simon followed carefully. "Wow... ah didn't realize muh motha fuckin mind wuz dis here empty." "Its only like dis here when you aren't dueling. dat's why you need ta duel me, it will create an exit fo' you so you can wake up from dis here nightmare." "But, what 'boutyou? if you've been in dis here 'nightmare' fo' so long, can you tell me if dere's any way fo' you ta escape?" "ah may be able ta follow you through da exit, but, only dueling energy can fill dis here field an' create da exit we's need, so git ready" Simon nodded an' turned on his duel disk "aight, but ah wont go easy on you" "ah wuz 'boutto say da same thin`. Since ah'm native ta here, ah'll give you da first move." "aight, in dat case, ah'll start by summoning Maker Doll in defense mode." [1000Atk/1000Def] uh doll dressed in uh lolita style dress wif uh needle at da end o' one arm, one o' da dollmaker's mo' useful creations, as it helped him build his other dolls. "an' ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif two cards face down" "Then its muh motha fuckin draw. an' ah'll show you why dis here be uh nightmare. ah activate polymerization an' combine da Toy Doll, Bladed Doll an' Doll Gardna from muh motha fuckin hand ta summon Doll Abomination" [?Atk/?Def] Abomination wuz da right werd, uh large creature born from da parts o' many dolls haphazardly strewn together in da dollmaker's anger at his werk not being taken seriously. "Abomination gains 500 attack an' defense points fo' each doll in muh motha fuckin graveyard, an' ah gots three, so, Abomination, attack Maker Doll!" "you just activated muh motha fuckin trap card, Cursed Barrier, you should know what it do, but in case you forget, here's uh refresher, ah attach it ta muh motha fuckin Maker Doll, an' she can't be destroyed as long as da barrier iz out, an' neither o' us take damage from battles involving her" da abominations many fisted punch bounced off o' da deep purple barrier. Anne growled uh little. "Fine, then ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh face down" Simon came ta notice dat Anne wuz setting da cards on her arm, which had opened up ta make some kind o' strange duel disk. "muh motha fuckin draw. First, ah'll set uh card face down in muh motha fuckin amulet zone, then, ah'll activate Maker Doll's effect, allowing me ta discard dolls from muh motha fuckin hand in order ta summon higher leveled ones. ah discard Huge Shield Doll ta summon Restoration Doll in defense mode" [1200Atk/3000Def] da restoration doll, her face very idealistic, her gear dat o' uh young princess, her hand baring uh yellow rose painted on da back. dis here wuz da crazed dollmaker's idea o' pure beauty. "an' wif dat, ah end muh motha fuckin turn" Anne nodded "then its muh motha fuckin turn. ah activate da continuous spell card Crazed Dollmaker's Toolbox, you know what it do, right?" "o' course, whenever uh doll iz summoned or destroyed, it gets uh counter, you can tribute it ta summon any number o' dolls from yo' graveyard as long as they total levels don' exceed da counters" "Exactly. an' now ah'll activate da spell card da Cheerful Coffin, allowing me ta send muh motha fuckin other two toy dolls ta da grave, making muh motha fuckin abomination mo' powerful 1000 points mo' powerful ta be precise, an' dat'll be all" Simon nodded "right, let's see what ah can do... Aha! ah summon Bladed Doll in attack mode, an', since Bladed Doll negates da effects o' monsters it attacks, yo' monstrosity don' gots any points against it!" [1600Atk/1000Def] "Now, Bladed Doll, tear down dat monstrosity wif Cursed Blade Slash!" "Not so fast, ah activate Doble Passe, ah take da attack directly" she winced as da blade hit, dealing 1600 points ta her life points. "an', even though his attack iz 0 fo' now, Abomination will be able ta attack you directly next turn!" Anne LP: 2400 Simon LP: 4000 "aight, well, ah'll finish off muh motha fuckin turn wif pot o' doll parts, since ah gots three dolls, ah git ta draw three cards, awww, an' its yo' move" "an' it'll be da last one ah need, first, ah summon Doll Gardna in defense mode mode." [0Atk/2000Def] "an' now, Abomination attacks you directly!" "Not quite, you just activated muh motha fuckin Amulet, Yellow Gem-peeps Doll! She negates yo' direct attack, then gives me three extra monster zones an' two extra spell or trap zones" he smirked as his duel disk extended ta allow fo' da extra zones, Anne growled ag'in "Fine, then ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh face down" Simon drew, then silently looked at da cards in his hand. He didn't gots anythin` able ta stand up ta da abomination, well, except his Bladed Doll, but he suspected dat she wasn't long fo' dis here duel. He elected ta build up uh defense, fo' now. "ah summon Toy Doll in defense mode, an' when she comes out, bof o' her niggas come out wif her, one o' dem taking up uh spot created by muh motha fuckin Gem-peeps doll" da usual trio appeared, ready ta defend they master once ag'in. "an' now, Bladed Doll, attack Abomination!" "ah activate da trap card Mirror World, so, you'll be da one taking da hit dis here tyme, an' yo' bladed doll iz mine now" Simon cried out in pain as da doll's blade tore through da abomination, tearing at his very soul in da process. It wuz clear now dat dis here wasn't an ordinary duel. Simon LP: 2400 Anne LP: 2400 "ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh new face down..." "pimp-tight, dat makes it muh motha fuckin turn. an' ah sacrifice Bladded Doll an' Doll Gardna ta activate da ritual spell Tears o' da Imprisoned an' summon myself as Anne, da imprisoned one. Anne move ta being in her monster zone, now entangled in chains, seemingly playing cards usin` her own dark magic. [Level 6 0Atk/3000Def]"As da Imprisoned one, whenever ah summon uh doll, like, say, Maker Doll, ah become uh perfect copy o' one o' yo' monsters, an' ah chose Restoration Doll." Anne changed, now becoming uh Restoration doll in attack mode, but wif broken shackled present on her wrists an' ankles "an' now" she said in uh different voice, one dat wuz not her own. "ah'll take out one o' yo' toys, an' use muh motha fuckin special ability ta bring back da Bladed Doll ah used ta create da abomination, an' now ah'll tribute toolbox wif all nine o' its counters ta bring back all three o' muh motha fuckin toy dolls in defense mode an' end muh motha fuckin turn" Simon looked at da current field in fear, unsure o' how he could win, only dat he had ta, fo' da sake o' his soul an' Anne's freedom Jus' like Orenthawl James. [spoiler=Chapter 5, Awakening]Yo Simon LP: 2400 Anne LP: 2400 Simon's field: 2 toy doll [500Atk/1000Def], 1 Maker Doll [1000Atk/1000Def] wif Cursed Barrier equipped an' 1 Restoration Doll [1200Atk/3000Def] all in defense an' two face downs. Anne's field: Anne, da imprisoned one disguised as Restoration Doll [1200Atk/3000Def], 3 Toy Doll [see above] an' 1 Bladed Doll [1600Atk/1000Def] "Well, Simon? is you going ta take yo' turn?" "Give me uh moment ta think..." Simon looked carefully at da field an' his hand "ah activate da trap card Return o' da Curse, its effect changes depending on who's turn it iz, since its mine, ah git ta bring back uh doll from muh motha fuckin graveyard, an' ah'll bring back muh motha fuckin Bladed Doll in attack mode" "dat wont do you much pimp-tight against me, Simon" Anne smirked "She don' gots ta. ah activate da ritual spell card Crazed Dollmaker's Sermon, now, by tributing restoration doll an' two o' muh motha fuckin toy dolls ah can summon Shoebox, da Crazed Dollmaker!" [?Atk/0Def] uh young jabroni, broken, dressed in torn rags, cursed wif dark magics, needle in hand, laughing like uh madman upon entering da field. "an' as ah'm sho you know, Shoebox's attack points is equal ta 1000 times da number o' dolls in muh motha fuckin graveyard, ah've gots 3" "So he has 3000 points..." "yeea , but, ah'm not going ta need dem. ah activate muh motha fuckin other face down, Ring o' Destruction! now, by destroying Shoebox, we's each take damage equal ta his attack points" "But, then da duel will end in uh draw!" "Anne, dis here be uh shadow game, uh draw iz da only way fo' bof o' us ta git out o' dis here alive" "an' if dat don' werk?!" "Then dis here iz peace out" "peace out..." uh single tear streamed down Anne's face 'bfoe da explosion go off, tossing bof duelists into da air. Simon slowly gots up. "Everything hurts, but... ah'm alive! Anne?" he picked up uh hand off da ground, nahh doubt it wuz Anne's. "Anne!?" he ran ova ta where she had been standing, da blast mus' gots blown her apart. "Simon..?" Anne's head on da ground, away from da rest o' her "don' trip Anne, ah know how ta fix dolls..." "Simon... Why did you insist on uh draw..?" "cuz it wuz da only way ta save bof o' us." Simon began his werk o' putting Anne back together, as he did so, some o' da pieces seemed ta change. All cracks wuz gone, da tattered black dress being replaced by uh long open thigh skirt an' uh dark blue corset, da lines o' cursed flames on her wrists covered by long tassels. Anne opened her peeps once she wuz in one piece ag'in an' looked at herself. "ah... ah peep just like ah did when he made me..." she slowly stood up "ah'm back ta da way ah used ta peep... cuz o' you" Anne swiftly hugged Simon wif all four o' her arms. "Thank you so much master!" "Master..? peep, ah'm not yo' master, ah'm yo' jabroni." "jabroni..?" "Let me guess, Shoebox used ta insist you page him master?" "yeea , he did" Anne nodded 'bfoe letting go "now, where's da exit?" "below us, we's've gotta jump off dis here ledge." "W- what?!" "You always wake up right when yo' 'boutto hit da bottom, dis here'll werk, trust me!" He took one o' Anne's many hands an' dove off da cliff wif her. Simon jolted up in uh cold sweat an' looked around, he wuz in his dorm room, it wuz early morning. "ah- it worked!" Anne exclaimed happily "ah'm finally out o' da nightmare! an' ah peep like muh motha fuckin old self too!" "Well, ah'm glad ah could he`p, but, ah'd like ta try an' git uh little mo' sleep 'bfoe classes start" "aight, don' trip, ah'll make sho you don' sleep in." "Well, seeya in an hour Anne" Simon laid his head back down an' fell back into sleep what 'chew thinkin' man? [spoiler=Chapter 6, da Nature o' Nightmare]Yo afta da day's classes, Simon an' Anne traveled ta da libary in uh search fo' anythin` relating ta dis here 'nightmare state' dat Anne wuz in 'bfoe. "uh duel spirit can become locked in uh nightmare when they owner iz thought o' as unworthy o' dem, it iz unknown what being decides da worthiness o' owners" Simon sighed afta reading it "Well, at least we's be uh little closer..." "werd up, ah hear yo' looking into da nightmare." Came an unfamiliar voice "yeea , ah be. Haven't been able ta dig up much, but, what do it matter ta you?" He turned ta peep at da beotch da voice had come from, she wuz dressed in grey. "ah may gots some 411 on it, but, you will need ta defeat me in uh duel ta git it" "uh duel? Fine by me. when an' where?" "da cliff behind da Slifer Red dorms in an hour." "aight, ah'll be dere, you'd bomb not show up late." "Do not trip, ah'm always on tyme" then, da beotch walked deeper into da libary without so much as uh peace out. Anne seemed nervous "Uhm... Simon, maybe you shouldn't duel dat beotch." "huh? why not?" "dere's some kind o' dark energy inside o' her, it could be dangerous" "It'll be worf da risk ta git some answers, besides, ah can't back down from uh duel." "uh- aight, just, be careful, aight Simon?" "aight." "awww, actually, ah might gots some advice fo' you" "Save it fo' da duel, we's always travel together, remember?" "awww, right, sorry." afta another hour o' inconclusive research, Simon traveled ta da cliff, da beotch wuz already dere. "Please stand in da marked location" Simon looked, dere wuz uh spot marked on da ground fo' him ta stand, as his feet reached dat spot, uh shackle clamped around one o' his ankles. "W- wow, wut dis here all about?" "It iz ta ensure dat you can not run away. da same precausion has been taken wif me, da winner's shackle will release." "an' da loser's?" "da chain attached ta da loser's shackle will retract, pulling dem down into da sea" "Who is you, why did you set up uh duel like dis here?!" "ah be an agent o' nightmare, if you defeat me ah will share wif you whatever 411 ah gots been given 'bfoe ah sink into da sea. If ah defeat you, yo' studies, an' yo' life, will end." "Well," Simon turned on his duel disk "looks like ah'm going ta gots ta fight fo' muh motha fuckin life. ah'll take da first move" "Very well then, ah endeavor ta make dis here duel quickly." "Well, ah prefer ta take it slow. ah summon Doll Billionaire in attack mode" [1500Atk/1200Def] da doll appeared 'bfoe him, dressed in wealthy clothing an' laughing. "Then, ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif two face downs" "Then it iz muh motha fuckin turn. ah will set one monster face down, an' one spell or trap face down an' end muh motha fuckin turn." "Wow, dat wuz uh veeery productive turn. Whatever though, its muh motha fuckin turn. First, ah activate da spell card Bait Doll, ah git ta peep at yo' face down an', if its uh trap, it activates immediately, otherwise its set ag'in." "muh motha fuckin face down card iz da quickplay spell Forbidden Lance" "Then muh motha fuckin bait doll goes ta da grave alone. Next, ah tribute Doll Billionaire so summon Restoration Doll from muh motha fuckin hand in attack mode" [1200Atk/3000Def] "Now, restoration doll, attack her face down monster wif Reverse Regeneration!" "Not so fast, muh motha fuckin face down Roxane's effect iz activated, now, by banishing her, ah can summon Roxane, Dark Child from muh motha fuckin hand" [2300Atk/0Def] uh young beotch appeared, holding uh bloody shank in her hand an' smiling wide wif her head tilted sharply. "Then ah'll page off muh motha fuckin attack an' end muh motha fuckin turn." "Now, ah'll start dis here turn by tributing muh motha fuckin Roxane, Dark Child ta special summon Roxane, Horror Form" [2600Atk/1000Def] da little beotch began ta morph, large bat like wings sprouting from her back, her fingernails becoming claws as she laughed like uh madman. "an' now, ah attack yo' doll wif muh motha fuckin Roxane" "Not quite, ah activate muh motha fuckin face down, Zero Gravity, it changes da battle positions o' every monster on da field, so, yo' attack ain't gunna happen" "Fine, you've received uh moment's reprieve, but it will not last. ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif one card face down." "Then its muh motha fuckin draw" "an' as you draw, ah activate muh motha fuckin face down Final Attack Orders, every monster iz forced into attack position an' dey can not be switched back into defense" "right... Well, ah activate Polymerization an' give up da Restoration doll on muh motha fuckin field an' da toy doll an' maker doll in muh motha fuckin hand ta summon Doll Abomination, then, ah activate da spell card da Cheerful Coffin, allowing me ta discard da toy doll an' bladed doll from muh motha fuckin hand." [?Atk/?Def] "an' what wuz da point o' dat? you nahh longer hold uh hand" "ah don' need one, Abomination gains 500 attack an' defense points fo' each doll in muh motha fuckin graveyard, an' dere is six at da moment, so, she's uh gots uh whopping 3000, ah end muh motha fuckin turn" "ah will begin muh motha fuckin turn by sacrificing muh motha fuckin Roxane ta summon Roxane, Adult Form" da terror child grew, now taking da form o' an adult beotch instead o' uh little beotch. [2900Atl/2000Def] "an' now, wif da he`p o' muh motha fuckin Forbidden Lance, Roxane will attack yo' abomination an' use her effect ta destroy yo' face down" "You can't stop me from activating it. Return o' da Curse, since ah used it during yo' turn, ah git ta draw 1 card fo' each doll in muh motha fuckin graveyard, so, ah git ta draw 6 cards." "nahh matter, you still take da hit" Simon grunted from da pain as da hit go through ta him. Simon LP: 3300 ??? LP: 4000 "an' now, it iz yo' turn" "aight, first ah-" he paused fo' uh moment, two o' da cards he had drawn, Tears o' da Imprisoned an' Anne, da Imprisoned one, da cards Anne used against him during they duel. "ah activate da ritual spell card Tears o' da Imprisoned an' sent da Huge Shield Doll from muh motha fuckin hand ta da graveyard ta summon Anne, da Imprisoned one in attack mode!" [0Atk/3000Def] "an' now, ah summon Maker Doll in defense mode" [1000Atk/1000Def] "an' since ah summoned uh doll, Anne's effect activates, making her uh copy o' yo' Roxane" "Wait, what?!" "Yeah, an' now ah activate da equip spell card Bound Wand on muh motha fuckin new Roxane, since she's uh level 8 spellcaster type, she gains 800 attack points, bringing her up ta 3700. Now, Anne, attack dat real Roxy an' show her who's boss!" da real Roxane destroyed, da beotch fell ta her knees "N- nahh... now ah gots nahh hope o' winning" "Well, its yo' own fault dat you set yo'self up ta die, ah don' wants ta do it, but, da alternitive iz muh motha fuckin own deaf." Simon LP: 3300 ???LP: 3200 "Whatever, ah end muh motha fuckin turn, just finish me off..." "If dat's what you wants... Anne, finish her" da beotch slumped ova as her life points ticked down ta 0 "Nightmare be uh higher being, beyond any duel spirit, dat iz all ah know..." dat wuz da last thin` da beotch said 'bfoe being plunged into da sea. Those werdz would stick wif Simon, fo' two reasons, da first dat dey wuz dis here beotch's last werdz, da second being dat he now knew somethin` 'boutNightmare don't make me shank ya! [spoiler=Chapter 7, da Power o' Nightmare]Yo Simon took great care not ta jive ta anyone 'boutwhat happened at da cliff. He hadn't expected da chain ta actually drag da beotch into da ocean, he felt... Unclean, dere wuz blood on his hands dat he would never be able ta wash off. dat night, afta waving off Jessie's attempt ta cheer him up, Simon laid down ta sleep. da workshop. Simon awoke in da workshop, just as he had 'bfoe meeting Anne. "wut going on now? ah thought ah already saved Anne from da nightmare!" he growled an' kicked ova uh bawx o' doll parts "Now now, dere iz nahh need fo' such anger" Simon turned ta face da new voice, uh jabroni dressed in grey robes, his fro as red as flame. "Who is you an' how did you bring me back here?" "ah simply used da powers granted ta me by Nightmare. However, ah'll try ta waste as little tyme as possible, do you know what happens when two humans duel in Nightmare's realm?" "Let me guess, loser bites da dust?" "dat iz correct. da candle o' da loser's life iz put out by da black winds o' Nightmare" "Great, well, if we's be going ta duel in here, can we's just git it ova wif?" "As you wish. Nightwing!" uh small phoenix, barely da size o' an eagle, came ta hover beside him. "Let us show dem da true power o' Nightmare. Nightmare Fusion, Black Fire Knight!" In uh brilliant display, da small flaming bird merged wif da jabroni, his robes becoming black an' covered in flames, uh wing shaped duel disk appearing on his arm. "o' course, ah be ta give you uh fighting chance, so, you may take da first move" "Fine, but you'll regret giving it ta me." Simon LP: 4000 Black Flame Knight (BFK) LP: 4000 "aight, well, ah'll start dis here duel off wif uh favorite o' mine. ah summon Doll Gardna in defense mode an' end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh face down." [0Atk/2000Def] "ah'll set one monster an' one other card face down an' pass da turn ta you" "dat's da same first move da beotch made..." "Simon!" dat voice, it had ta belong ta Anne "Simon, why would you duel dat freak without me?!" "Sorry Anne, he kinda pulled me into it, now be quiet, ah've gotta think." "Take yo' tyme, you haven't gots much left" da jabroni smirked upon da final werd leaving his lips. "aight, first, ah'll activate Bait Doll from muh motha fuckin hand, it lets me peep at yo' face down an' then, if its uh trap, you gots ta use it, an' it can't do anythin` unless da timing iz right." "muh motha fuckin face down card iz, wuz, page o' da Haunted." "pimp-tight, yo' page iz sent ta da grave an' muh motha fuckin bait doll returns ta muh motha fuckin deck. Next, ah activate Tribute Doll an' tribute Doll Gardna ta summon Huge Shield Doll in defense mode!" [2000Atk/3200Def] "yo' going ta hide behind yo' dolls?" "ah never said ah wuz done. ah activate Double Summon ta summon Maker Doll in defense mode, then, ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn." [1000Atk/1000Def] "Then its muh motha fuckin draw. ah'll start by flip summoning muh motha fuckin Worshiper o' da Dark Phoenix" uh crazed looking jabroni in red robes appeared 'bfoe da 'knight', clutching uh chain wif uh black feather on it. [1600Atk/1000Def] "He enters wif 3 Spell Counters, whenever he would be destroyed, uh spell counter comes off o' him instead. You don' wants ta know what he can do once he's down ta one. o' course, you wont git da chance ta see. Worshiper, attack Maker Doll!" "Not so fast, ah activate da continuous trap Cursed Barrier! It makes muh motha fuckin maker doll indestructible an' prevents all damage either o' us would take from battles involving her." "Fine, you gots lucky dis here tyme. ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn by setting uh monster face down" "aight, then its muh motha fuckin draw" Anne looked at Simon's hand "oooooh, Simon, ah know what you should do" Simon handed da cards ta Anne "then you handle dis here turn fo' me" "aight! ah'll summon Toy Doll from muh motha fuckin hand, an' she allows me ta summon two mo' from muh motha fuckin deck! Come on out little sisters!" da three toys appeared 'bfoe her, taking uh defensive formation. [1000Atk/500Def] "Now, ah'll activate Pot o' Doll Parts, it lets me draw uh card fo' each doll ah control, an' dat's five." Simon smiled as he grabbed da five cards an' handed dem ta Anne. At least she wuz havin` fun. "an' now, ah activate da spell card Toy Formation, it changes all muh motha fuckin toy dolls into attack mode an' doubles they attack points as long as its on da field. Now, go, blue, destroy his face down monster!" "You've just activated da effect o' Idol o' da Dark Phoenix, ah can not set any Dark Phoenix monster ah wants from muh motha fuckin hand, awww, an' da idol takes yo' doll wif it ta da grave. Anne frowned as she watched da Idol collapse on her smallest 'sister'. "Well, aight, Green, attack da new face down" "Thanks, you've just triggered Dark Phoenix Nightwing, da true form o' muh motha fuckin duel spirit." uh large black phoenix appeared 'bfoe him, letting out uh mighty battlecry as da field became engulfed in its flames. [2900Atk/2500Def "W- wut happening?" Simon said, glancing at da chaos around him. "Nightwing destroys all o' yo' face up cards when he becomes flipped face up." "Not quite, you might git rid o' da cursed barrier, but it'll still protect muh motha fuckin Maker Doll on da way out, an' Huge Shield Doll iz immune ta destruction by card effects once per turn!" As da flames cleared, da only cards left on Simon's field wuz Maker Doll an' Huge Shield Doll. "aight, Simon, you handle da duel, ah'll just watch" Anne handed da remaining cards back ta Simon 'bfoe slumping down. "don' trip Anne, ah can still win dis here. But, fo' now, ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn wif uh face down." "ah summon NIGHTMARE Armor Raven!" uh large black metal raven appeared 'bfoe him. "an' now, ah'll attach Raven ta muh motha fuckin Nightwing! His attack points will go down by 500, but he'll also be able ta attack you directly." da Raven became uh layer o' plating around da phoenix, blocking its flames from harm, or causing harm. "Now, Nightwing, Attack his life points directly!" Simon cried out in pain, very real pain. dis here truly wuz uh shadow duel. Simon LP: 1700 "an' wif dat ah'll end muh motha fuckin turn. dis here iz yo' last turn, you'd do well ta make it count" "an' dat's exactly what ah intend ta do. ah activate da ritual spell card Crazed Dollmaker's Cermon an' tribute Maker Doll an' da Anne, Doll o' da Curse in muh motha fuckin hand ta ritual summon Shoebox, da Crazed Dollmaker!" [?Atk/0Def] "Shoebox here's gots 1000 attack points fo' each doll in muh motha fuckin graveyard, an' dere is 6 right now." "6000 attack points?!" "awww, an' it gets bettah. ah activate da equip spell card Bound Wand, it gives him an extra 100 attack points fo' each o' his levels, an' he's gots 12 o' those." "So dat means..." "He's gots 7200 attack points, so, you wont be surviving dis here, awww, an' by da way, ah'm sorry." Simon looked away as he pointed, Shoebox made quick werk o' da metal-coated phoenix, an' da jabroni hiding behind it. He tried ta ignore da jabroni's screams, ta tell himself dat its bettah fo' niggas like dat not ta live. Simon jolted awake in uh cold sweat, he wuz in da dorm. He wuz back in da real world, but he knew he wasn't going ta git any mo' sleep tonight. He elected ta take dis here tyme ta sort his collection otay buh-weet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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