It feels like you're going to have a bad time! [Bad Time Provider Sans]

[Master Hyperion]

 

 

Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Cannot be Special Summoned, except by its own effect, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. If an opponent's monster declares a direct attack, if its ATK is greater than or equal to your LP, and this card is in your hand: Special Summon this card from your hand, then it becomes the End Phase. Card effects cannot be activated in response to this effect's activation. Any damage inflicted to your Life Points becomes 0. This card cannot be destroyed by battle, and it is unaffected by Spell/Trap effects and by activated effects from any monster whose original Level/Rank is higher than this card's current Level. If this card attacks an opponent's monster: This card  gains ATK equal to the ATK of the opponent's monster this card is battling, until the end of the Damage Step. If this card inflict Battle Damage to your opponent, your opponent will lose 1 Life Points during each second (this effect can be stacked). If your opponent surrenders, you win the Match

 

[Htamret]

So do you start a stopwatch when Sans attacks and just stall until your opponent's life points become zero? Or am I misunderstanding something?

[randomguyjw]

Or is it that they lose 1lp per second it takes to calculate the damsmge and input it into the calculator?

[Htamret]

I think it'll never be answered seeing as OP isn't answering d;