Number C1337: Master of All (Joke Xyz)

[AslanGrants]

So my friends and I were screwing around in Skype, and came to the conclusion that there needed to be a 1337 Xyz deck. So I made this as the first card and we since decided that it's all the archetype needs. 

 

 

Number C1337: Master of All

Rock (Salt) / Xyz / Effect

Laugh Attribute

ATK: 1337 DEF: 420 (BLAZEIT)

 

3 Level 5 DARK monsters

This card is unaffected by card effects. This card cannot be destroyed by battle. You take no battle damage involving this card. If this card has a "Number 1337:" attached to it as Xyz Material, it gains this additional effect. 

When this card battles an opponents monster, destroy it at the end of the Damage Step, and if you do, inflict 1337 damage to their life points. If this effect makes your opponents LP turn to 0, pull out a salt shaker and hand it to them.