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I swear, you kids these days. I come looking to see what sets of printed cardboard you young'uns have come up with, and this is the sort of crap that I, Wilford Brimley, see everywhere. Monarchs? What is this? Back in my day, card game enthusiasts were patriotic. We wouldn't support things that resemble the government of Britain, no sir. We were good Americans, and we didn't use any of these damn kings of armageddon either. It's just like these damn real kings, except that they rule vast legions of card game enthusiasts instead of large hordes of British people who are too busy drinking cups of tea to finally admit that they're really a communist nation that has been working with the Russian communists ever since the fall of the German communists back in the war.

 

These monsters that have magical extra powers are a load of crap, too. Back in my day, there was a grand total of three of them, two of which were some sort of giant moth thing that nobody used in the first place due to the fact that my generation was smart enough to realize that monsters were supposed to be a couple of numbers rather than an endless stream of text that tries to do what those green and purple cards already do, except worse. It's like the people who make these damn cards are trying to spread powers equally between these types of cards, which sound so close to communism to me that I'm surprised that the few remaining people with sense haven't burned the entire company down.

 

The end result is that you kids these days have stopped playing good cards like that one dragon or that purple soldier thing because you're too damn lazy to support your monsters with other stuff, so you want to have everything combined in a single card. I'm going to teach you kids a lesson by bringing back these uncomplicated cards that you kids refuse to use because you're too obsessed with how pretty those crystal things look. Now you'll see that it doesn't matter what it says on your damn monster, you're still going to lose to my classic ones that are so much stronger. Kids these days can't even do simple math to see which number is higher, because they're too busy shoplifting.

 

 

Monsters (21)

 

3 Black Luster Soldier

3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon

 

2 Catapult Turtle

 

3 Mother Grizzly

2 Phantom of Chaos

2 A Cat of Ill Omen

3 Manju of the Ten Thousand Hands

3 Beastking of the Swamps

 

Spells (12)

 

1 Advanced Ritual Art

3 Fusion Gate

2 Terraforming

1 Premature Burial

1 Non-Spellcasting Area

1 Heavy Storm

1 Giant Trunade

1 Burial from a Different Dimension

1 Monster Reborn

 

Traps (7)

 

1 Mirror Force

3 Chain Material

3 Solemn Judgment

 

Fusion Deck (12)

 

3 Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon

3 F.G.D.

3 Dragon Master Knight

3 Chimeratech Fortress Dragon

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it looks fun :)

 

how does it work i kno the whole chai....

 

just reilised as im typing

 

catty turtle on field

summon bls launch

chain material and fusiongate

summon beud launch

burial from a diff dimension make dragon master knight launch i think?

 

but im guessing that you are going to attack at some point

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I swear' date=' you kids these days. I come looking to see what sets of printed cardboard you young'uns have come up with, and this is the sort of crap that I, Wilford Brimley, see everywhere. Monarchs? What is this? Back in my day, card game enthusiasts were patriotic. We wouldn't support things that resemble the government of Britain, no sir. We were good Americans, and we didn't use any of these damn kings of armageddon either. It's just like these damn real kings, except that they rule vast legions of card game enthusiasts instead of large hordes of British people who are too busy drinking cups of tea to finally admit that they're really a communist nation that has been working with the Russian communists ever since the fall of the German communists back in the war.

 

These monsters that have magical extra powers are a load of crap, too. Back in my day, there was a grand total of three of them, two of which were some sort of giant moth thing that nobody used in the first place due to the fact that my generation was smart enough to realize that monsters were supposed to be a couple of numbers rather than an endless stream of text that tries to do what those green and purple cards already do, except worse. It's like the people who make these damn cards are trying to spread powers equally between these types of cards, which sound so close to communism to me that I'm surprised that the few remaining people with sense haven't burned the entire company down.

 

The end result is that you kids these days have stopped playing good cards like that one dragon or that purple soldier thing because you're too damn lazy to support your monsters with other stuff, so you want to have everything combined in a single card. I'm going to teach you kids a lesson by bringing back these uncomplicated cards that you kids refuse to use because you're too obsessed with how pretty those crystal things look. Now you'll see that it doesn't matter what it says on your damn monster, you're still going to lose to my classic ones that are so much stronger. Kids these days can't even do simple math to see which number is higher, because they're too busy shoplifting.

 

 

[b']Monsters (21)[/b]

 

3 Black Luster Soldier

3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon

 

2 Catapult Turtle

 

3 Mother Grizzly

2 Phantom of Chaos

2 A Cat of Ill Omen

3 Manju of the Ten Thousand Hands

3 Beastking of the Swamps

 

Spells (12)

 

1 Advanced Ritual Art

3 Fusion Gate

2 Terraforming

1 Premature Burial

1 Non-Spellcasting Area

1 Heavy Storm

1 Giant Trunade

1 Burial from a Different Dimension

1 Monster Reborn

 

Traps (7)

 

1 Mirror Force

3 Chain Material

3 Solemn Judgment

 

Fusion Deck (12)

 

3 Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon

3 F.G.D.

3 Dragon Master Knight

3 Chimeratech Fortress Dragon

 

Chain Material is not in this deck.

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wow koneko has it sorted ^_^

 

then otks a plenty with this ^^

 

i would really liek to see turtle launch itself mind you :S

 

Random comment; this is how turtle launches himself.

Any monster he launches gets onto the launch pad thing on his back. So if he tribues himself, the rest of his body curls up into itself, and when it's, done, a bright flash of light appears, and blinbds everyone. When everyone becomes unblinded, the turtle is gone and your opponent has lost.

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wow koneko has it sorted ^_^

 

then otks a plenty with this ^^

 

i would really liek to see turtle launch itself mind you :S

 

Random comment; this is how turtle launches himself.

Any monster he launches gets onto the launch pad thing on his back. So if he tribues himself' date=' the rest of his body curls up into itself, and when it's, done, a bright flash of light appears, and blinbds everyone. When everyone becomes unblinded, the turtle is gone and your opponent has lost.

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*facepalm*

 

lol

 

any excuse to say that ^_^

 

but no your right that makes sence

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wow koneko has it sorted ^_^

 

then otks a plenty with this ^^

 

i would really liek to see turtle launch itself mind you :S

 

Random comment; this is how turtle launches himself.

Any monster he launches gets onto the launch pad thing on his back. So if he tribues himself' date=' the rest of his body curls up into itself, and when it's, done, a bright flash of light appears, and blinbds everyone. When everyone becomes unblinded, the turtle is gone and your opponent has lost.

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*facepalm*

 

lol

 

any excuse to say that ^_^

 

but no your right that makes sence

 

There is no excuse. This happens to all monsters that tribute themselves. Like Cannon soldier. he does the same thing as turtle. Curls up into a ball, big flashy lights!, gone and opponent loses. (lol not really)

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