Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I can't believe I didn't get the part! I killed it! Oh well, time for plan B. If you'll excuse me. *puts a bomb in the dressing room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Too bad Jar Jar Binks got to be Kylo Ren and not you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Too bad Jar Jar Binks got to be Kylo Ren and not you Silence! I kill you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Mr. Achmed, I do wish you would curb your temper. Death threats are not taken lightly in this day and age, and if you disrupt the public order within my nation, I will be more inclined to put you down like a rabid dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Mr. Achmed, I do wish you would curb your temper. Death threats are not taken lightly in this day and age, and if you disrupt the public order within my nation, I will be more inclined to put you down like a rabid dog.Disrupting public order? Gee, I wouldn't want to do that. I mean, it's not like I'm a terrorist or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Disrupting public order? Gee, I wouldn't want to do that. I mean, it's not like I'm a terrorist or anything.My apologies, Mr. Achmed. Since you are a "dead" terrorist, I assumed that you had utterly failed in making any sort of impact against anyone. However, there is a hope spot. The Middle East considers you one of, if not the funniest thing they have seen in recent history. You are a joke, Mr. Achmed. A punchline. So why not embrace the fact that everyone is laughing either in your face or behind your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 My apologies, Mr. Achmed. Since you are a "dead" terrorist, I assumed that you had utterly failed in making any sort of impact against anyone. However, there is a hope spot. The Middle East considers you one of, if not the funniest thing they have seen in recent history. You are a joke, Mr. Achmed. A punchline. So why not embrace the fact that everyone is laughing either in your face or behind your back?You jabroni! You know, at least I did my job. I'd love to hear about your amazing presidential career. Oh wait, you were beaten by Walter's mother and an Oompa Loompa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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