Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Hopefully, this works.Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. As he goes around a bend, a cop, hiding his car behind some bushes to make a speed trap, notices how very fast he is going. He turns on his sirens and lights, pursues the car, and pulls him over to the side of the road. The cop gets out of the car and says to the man, "Do you know of how fast you were going?" The man replies calmly, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop frowns, raising an eyebrow, and says to the speeder, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man shakes his head as casually answers, "No, I'm the one that committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this, and takes a step back. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND that you committed a robbery?" The man calmly says. "Yes, and I have the loot in the trunk." The cop begins to get angry, and readies his cuffs. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man. "Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully, glancing around. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop immediately backs away and puts one of his hands out towards the man while readying his radio. "Wait here." The cop orders before calling for backup. Soon the entire police department, cops in cars, cops in helicopters, and even a SWAT Team and their armored van are all gathered around the car, a command post being built and the police chief giving out orders. The man quickly extracted from the car by the SWAT Team, pinned, cuffed, and taken towards a car by both the SWAT Team and the original cop. However, before he gets in, another cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the original cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." The man replies angrily, glaring at the first officer that started this, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"Well, CowCow, how'd you like that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Why are you asking me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Why are you asking me?Well, I was asking the other Soul that you have. The one that uses the purple text and likes entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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