An Impossible Choice

[Roman-Torchic]

This card is explicitly designed to be, well, an impossible choice. How would such a card fair? How would you challenge it?

 

An Impossible Choice

Continuous Spell

 

This card cannot be removed from the field except by its own effect. During your Standby Phase, your opponent can choose to destroy this card. If this card is destroyed, you win the duel. During your Main Phase, your opponent must banish the top 5 cards of their deck; you gain Life Points equal to the number of cards banished x 500. While this card is in play, no other Spell or Trap cards may be activated.

[TF2_The_Scout]

*facepalm* Do I even red to explain the problems with this card? It's instant ban worthy. So, either your opponent banishes their deck and gives you 2500 LP or forefeits the duel. It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. The literal only way to get rid of this card is to negate its activation. Also, no other Spells or Traps can be activated? Great, now it's even more problematic than Imperial Order. Please tell me this was meant to go in the Joke section.

 

Now that this has been moved to Jokes, this review is redundant.