Meklord Emperor Deusel-X (I know nobody cares but why not)

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Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand or Deck) by sending from your hand and/or under either player's control to the GY, 3 other "Meklord" monsters and 2 monsters that were Special Summoned from the Extra Deck, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Cannot be destroyed by battle, except with a monster that was Special Summoned from the Extra Deck. (Quick Effect): You can equip 1 monster that was Special Summoned from the Extra Deck under any player's control to this card, and if you do; take damage equal to the original ATK of that equipped card. You can only use this effect of "Meklord Astro Deusel-X" once per turn. If a monster(s) is Special Summoned from the Extra Deck, or if a Spell/Trap is activated that Special Summons any monsters from the Extra Deck: You can send 1 Equip Card equipped to this card to the GY, then negate the effect(s) of that card(s), and if you do, if you negated the effects of any monsters this way; equip 1 of those monsters to this card.

 

 

 

Yeah so if you have no interest in the Meklords, I understand Konami made them severely situational and nowadays completely unplayable, but maybe this card can help them (kinda, sorta, I'm not sure, NOPE). He acts like the other 2 Astros Asterisk and Mekanikle as he sends cards to the GY for its Summoning condition, but unlike them you need 3 Meklords plus 2 monsters either player controls that were Special Summoned from the Extra Deck, which means unlike the rest of this Archetype, he hates on EVERY monster Special Summoned from the Extra Deck not just Synchros. Of course it equips monsters to itself, but again this applies to any monster Special Summoned from the Extra Deck including your own, and this is a Quick Effect but at a cost of taking damage. It also has an effect to stun an monster Special Summoned from the Extra Deck or a Spell/Trap effect that attempts to Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck, and if you do this to a monster, you can equip it to this card and keep this engine going. If you're wondering why I also treated it as BOTH a Meklord Emperor and Meklord Army cards, its so that you can use Meklord Fortress and Meklord Factory to get this card from your Deck or GY to your hand.