You're like a little baby [The True Ultimate Chazz Card]

[UltimateIRS]

Chthonian Light and Darkness Armed Dragon Buster Catapult Cannon Yellow

LIGHT, Level 2

Beast/Fusion/Effect

Must be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by banishing 1 "Chthonian Polymer" from your hand or field and 1 "Light and Darkness Dragon", "Armed Dragon LV10", "ABC-Dragon Buster", "VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon", and "Ojama Yellow" from your Graveyard that were sent there from the Monster Zone. (You do not use "Polymerization".) At the start of each Phase, you must shout "CHAZZ IT UP!!!!" (this is definitely not optional), or you lose the Duel and Match and are disqualified from the tournament AND are barred from entering any kind of tournament ever again. While face-up on the field, this card is also DARK-Attribute. Your opponent cannot activate cards, or the effects of cards, with the same card type (Monster, Spell, or Trap) as a banished card. Once per turn (Quick Effect): You can equip 1 "Magical Mallet" from your hand or Deck to this card. While equipped with "Magical Mallet", this card can attack directly. At the end of the Damage Step, if this card attacked your opponent directly: Make your opponent banish as many cards in their possession, face-down, as possible, also, after that, Special Summon as many "Ojama Tokens" (Beast/LIGHT/Level 2/ATK 0/DEF 1000) as possible in Defense Position to your opponent's field (they cannot be Tributed for a Tribute Summon, and each time 1 is destroyed, its controller takes 300 damage), then destroy as many cards your opponent controls as possible, and if you do, your opponent loses 3000 LP for each of those destroyed cards. (This effect, and its activation, cannot be negated.) You can only use this effect of "Chthonian Light and Darkness Armed Dragon Buster Catapult Cannon Yellow" once per turn.

ATK 0/DEF 10000