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HUMONGOUS BREAKING NEWS: Unknown person “accidentally” leaks a top secret file from CowCow containing classified information .


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The file contained the following:

 

•CowCow’s research & developement of alien mind control using very delicious beef & steak as bait.

•CowCow’s development and testing data on the prototype milk bomb.

•CowCow is The Joker.

*CowCow’s secret meetings and dealings with Black Mask and Lex Luthor.

•MACHSIMO and CowCow’s cover up of hapyp’s alien origins

•MACHISMO’s third weapons closet.

+Potential locations of MACHISMO’s ballaistic meme missiles.

•Rewas is Deadshot

•Where Dad gets his stylin’ suits from

•Dad’s legendary secret formulas for his homecooked meals

•The one time British Soul turned to into French Soul in an experiment gone wrong

•Tyretian/goodfusion’s plans to take over Konami and make roids Tier 0.

•The depth of ABC’s wizard fetish

 

And many more things.

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