Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1. Local father Dad starts mandatory seminar on how to identify a thot. 2. Mrs. CowCow gives birth to a dragon that burned CowCow with fire breath when CowCow wouldn’t play with him 3. Rewas allegedy working at male strip club to pay off his brazen vintage vodka bottle collection purchase 4. Dad puts gold 26 inch rims on the TIE Fighter he got from Darth Vader’s big blowout sale. 5. Flame Dragon accidentally falls into a puddle and turns into Volcanion 6. MACHISMO shot his alarm clock after it disturbed his amazing dream of being a Power Ranger. 7. Winter accidentally melts himself via oven while trying bake cookies. 8. CowCow declared the state of Wisconsin to be the greatest country on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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