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BREAKING NEWS: Dad and his squad storms into MACHISMO’s newsroom to give a rant.


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“All y’all playing with my funking name. Quit playing with my funking name,” Dad snapped at the veteran reporter.

 

“Is it true that you pull up with the best fried chicken in town?” MACHISMO asked the angry father of 20.

 

“I’M PULLING UP ON YOU jabroni,” Dad shouted back. “Quit playing with my funking name. Put respek on my name. You got it? Put respek on it.”

 

“But it was a simple question :(“ MACHISMO sighed, slightly hungry.

 

“Y’all finished or y’all done? I ain’t gon’ be nice to you no’ mo’,” Dad snapped back. “Yo Kentrell, if needed, you better pop these muthafuckers fo’ I bust yo’ ass on the damn table for hooking up with that thot like Tayshaun the Cow did.”

 

MACHISMO objected, saying that a mere man cannot kill him. So, what did Dad do? He said this; “Boi, you talk back to me again and you gon’ wish Kentrell popped you. I’ll whoop yo’ ass so hard that you’ll flee to Greenland just to escape.”

 

It was at this moment MACHISMO knew he funked up. Now, MACHISMO won’t be able to sit for a few days, because Dad decided he needed to send a message. Also, Kentrell the Crocodile still got his ass busted because Dad is getting tired of his message falling on deaf ears. Remember; These hoes ain’t loyal.

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