Davok Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 In a great battle in the Fifth Dimension... Torchman: You'll never win, Chuck Norris! The universe shall never fall before you! Chuck Norris: Ha ha! It's too late, fools! The Dimensional Equilizer is almost complete! *does a roundhouse kick which Torchman barely dodges* Quint: I don't think we can beat him! He's just too powerful! We have to destroy the Dimensional Equilizer! Bitgirl: But who will do this? Torchman: I will! *uses Torch Arm on the controls* Chuck Norris: Nooooo!!! Fools, you shall pay! *does a super roundhouse kick which kicks Torchman out of the dimension* Bitgirl: No! Torch! Quint: Crap! Chuck Norris: Hahahaha!!! I wiiiiiin!!!! *explodes* *Torchman wakes up in a grove* Torchman: Ugh, where am I? ????: Who-a are-a you? Torchman: Um... I'm Torchman. And who the heck are you? Mario: It's-a me! Mario! Torchman: ???? WHAT THE F***? WHERE AM I? Mario: Do-a not use-a such-a harsh language! Torchman: WELL I'M SO-RRY! I'M NOT THE ONE TRAPPED IN FRIKKIN' MARIO WORLD AND... Mario: Just-a calm down! We'll go to-a Peach's Castle and we'll-a hear your-a story! Torchman: Fine... I guess.... [i have to sign off now, give you more later, Goodbye!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Was this supposed to make any sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 ^^Probably not. @Torch: Fighting Chuck Norris? Yeah, good luck with that. I'll be over here in this bush-like object watching you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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