Minorly funny Yu-Gi-Oh! parody

[Willieh]

[spoiler=chapter1]

Chapter 1: Wait...what?

While Yugi was surfing the internet for internet pornography, his grandfather walked in. "Hey Yugi! You have got to see this new museum exhibit! It's very interesting!" said Grampa. "Why don't you shut up and leave me alone you old crusty man!" Yugi said cheerfully. However, realizing he had nothing better to do, Yugi decided to follow his grandfather to the museum exhibit. "Wow, It's a big rock with stuff irrelevant to what I was doing!" Yugi exclaimed. "Now Yugi, you need to appreciate Egyptian stuff" said grampa. "Why?" Yugi asked. "Because, if you dont, this show will have no plot and we'll all go broke" explained Grampa. "Okay" Yugi responded. The rock had a picture of a monster killing a bunch of tiny stick figures. It looked like this

Yugi examined the stone and said, "I bet this is a god of some sort that we dont know about yet!". Grampa looked at him and questioned "What?". Yugi simply replied wih "Foreshadowing."

behind them they hear foot steps

"Well, if it isn't Yugi!" "Wait...Who said that?" Yugi asked. "It was me Kaiba" Kaiba said. "Why did you come here Kaiba?" Yugi asked. "Because I too am an important character in the plot line and obsess over being 1 step ahead of you."

they hear a loud bang and a cloud of smoke appears before them; out of the smoke appears Ookey Lookey, a character not yet introduced to the series

"Who the hell are you?" Kaiba inquired. Yugi quickly slapped him in the face and said, "You can't say that here, this show is run by 4kids!" "I am Ookey Lookey" said the person before them. "What? That's absolutely ridiculous, kind of like Yugi's haircut", said Kaiba. "Let me guess, you are going to tell us something that will drastically change our lives forever, probably resulting in some quest, ending with me getting the magical card and beating Kaiba in a duel." Yugi said to Ookey Lookey. "Wait what?" Ookey Lookey asked. "Foreshadowing" Yugi replied. What Yugi doesnt know is that I already have this card in my possession Kaiba thought to himself. "Well, I guess me and this old senile fool are going to leave, seeing as I just gave away the entire plot" Yugi said. "See ya later alligator" said Grampa. "Shut up you pitiful old man" said Yugi.

later that day

"Okay Mokuba, we are about to test this really cool card. And no, this isn't a rip-off of the same time I tested Obelisk." Kaiba said. He placed the card on his duel disk and watched the monster tower above him. "Yes, the only card no one would ever expect me to have. Aten Lord of Egypt!" Kaiba screamed out to himself, as if someone really cared. "Witness the raw power of the three egyptian god cards!!!!" angelic choir in background; the monster attacks three cards that act as the egyptian god cards, crushing them "Now nothing can stop me!" Screamed Kaiba.

meanwhile at a local McDonalds

"And that was the first time I slept with Joey's sister" said Yugi. Tea and Tristen Laughed while Joey looked at Yugi with an intense glare. "So, what do you think about my new deck Yugi?" Joey asked handing him the deck he had constructed. "Hmm...let me see, no offense Joey, but this majorly sucks." Yugi then proceeded to call a person working the fries behind the table. "Hey, can you deep fry this deck?" Yugi politely asked the man. "Sure...I guess?" the confused man responded. Joey looked at Yugi and said, "Yugi, I spent $289 on that deck!!"

The doors of the resteraunt open, and Yugi looks to see who is entering

"Yugi, I'm going to be holding" -Yugi then cut him off and ended his sentence for him- "A tournement, and I would like for you to participate." Kaiba looked and Yugi and said, "Well, why dont you sign up at my building?" Yugi replied, "Sure, I could definately use more publicity!"

 

 

[spoiler=chapter 2] Previously on YUGIOH!:

Grampa-Hey Yugi, you have to come see this new exhibit!

at the museum

Yugi-wow a rock with stuff irrelevant to what I was doing

Kaiba-well if it isnt Yugi

at a burger king

Kaiba-I am hosting a-

Yugi- Tourniment that I would like you to sign up for

 

 

 

[Willieh]

[spoiler=chapter1]

Chapter 1: Wait...what?

While Yugi was surfing the internet for internet pornography, his grandfather walked in. "Hey Yugi! You have got to see this new museum exhibit! It's very interesting!" said Grampa. "Why don't you shut up and leave me alone you old crusty man!" Yugi said cheerfully. However, realizing he had nothing better to do, Yugi decided to follow his grandfather to the museum exhibit. "Wow, It's a big rock with stuff irrelevant to what I was doing!" Yugi exclaimed. "Now Yugi, you need to appreciate Egyptian stuff" said grampa. "Why?" Yugi asked. "Because, if you dont, this show will have no plot and we'll all go broke" explained Grampa. "Okay" Yugi responded. The rock had a picture of a monster killing a bunch of tiny stick figures. It looked like this

Yugi examined the stone and said, "I bet this is a god of some sort that we dont know about yet!". Grampa looked at him and questioned "What?". Yugi simply replied wih "Foreshadowing."

behind them they hear foot steps

"Well, if it isn't Yugi!" "Wait...Who said that?" Yugi asked. "It was me Kaiba" Kaiba said. "Why did you come here Kaiba?" Yugi asked. "Because I too am an important character in the plot line and obsess over being 1 step ahead of you."

they hear a loud bang and a cloud of smoke appears before them; out of the smoke appears Ookey Lookey, a character not yet introduced to the series

"Who the hell are you?" Kaiba inquired. Yugi quickly slapped him in the face and said, "You can't say that here, this show is run by 4kids!" "I am Ookey Lookey" said the person before them. "What? That's absolutely ridiculous, kind of like Yugi's haircut", said Kaiba. "Let me guess, you are going to tell us something that will drastically change our lives forever, probably resulting in some quest, ending with me getting the magical card and beating Kaiba in a duel." Yugi said to Ookey Lookey. "Wait what?" Ookey Lookey asked. "Foreshadowing" Yugi replied. What Yugi doesnt know is that I already have this card in my possession Kaiba thought to himself. "Well, I guess me and this old senile fool are going to leave, seeing as I just gave away the entire plot" Yugi said. "See ya later alligator" said Grampa. "Shut up you pitiful old man" said Yugi.

later that day

"Okay Mokuba, we are about to test this really cool card. And no, this isn't a rip-off of the same time I tested Obelisk." Kaiba said. He placed the card on his duel disk and watched the monster tower above him. "Yes, the only card no one would ever expect me to have. Aten Lord of Egypt!" Kaiba screamed out to himself, as if someone really cared. "Witness the raw power of the three egyptian god cards!!!!" angelic choir in background; the monster attacks three cards that act as the egyptian god cards, crushing them "Now nothing can stop me!" Screamed Kaiba.

meanwhile at a local McDonalds

"And that was the first time I slept with Joey's sister" said Yugi. Tea and Tristen Laughed while Joey looked at Yugi with an intense glare. "So, what do you think about my new deck Yugi?" Joey asked handing him the deck he had constructed. "Hmm...let me see, no offense Joey, but this majorly sucks." Yugi then proceeded to call a person working the fries behind the table. "Hey, can you deep fry this deck?" Yugi politely asked the man. "Sure...I guess?" the confused man responded. Joey looked at Yugi and said, "Yugi, I spent $289 on that deck!!"

The doors of the resteraunt open, and Yugi looks to see who is entering

"Yugi, I'm going to be holding" -Yugi then cut him off and ended his sentence for him- "A tournement, and I would like for you to participate." Kaiba looked and Yugi and said, "Well, why dont you sign up at my building?" Yugi replied, "Sure, I could definately use more publicity!"

 

 

[spoiler=chapter 2] Previously on YUGIOH!:

Grampa-Hey Yugi, you have to come see this new exhibit!

at the museum

Yugi-wow a rock with stuff irrelevant to what I was doing

Kaiba-well if it isnt Yugi

at a burger king

Kaiba-I am hosting a-

Yugi- Tourniment that I would like you to sign up for

 

 

 

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

Funny.