The Simpsons

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Chapter 1: No bed is left behind

Bart wakes up on the floor

Bart: Awww man happens everytime I turn on this puny bed.

From, downstairs...

Marge: Bart breakfast is ready I made you some of that healthy food you call Skater-O's

Bart: Alright! Thanks Mom.

Lisa: I have my protractor ready dad lets go I'm late for Geomertry Museum Tour.

Homer: Oh! do I have too.

Marge: Yes you do Homie, also take Bart to summer school.

Bart: Mmmoooommm do I have too.

Marge: Bart its educational you have to also Homer take Bart to Furniture World to buy a new soft warm and comfortable.

Bart: Finally, Adelay Homer Adelay!

(Adelay means hurry up in spanish)

Bart and Lisa get in the car and drops Bart at Springfield Elementary.

Mrs. Karbapopple: Bart your late!

Bart: Sorry, hey where's Nelson. Oh I see all the way back there I barely can see him.

Karbapopple: Just take a seat

Bart sits down on his chair.

Mrs. K: Ok its only Bart and Nelson we just need Milhouse and Ralph.

Students please turn to page 48. Nelson please read.

Nelson: Roger had 5 boxes each box had 10 apples how many would he have if you take 2 boxes away?

Mrs. K: No one?

Ralph: Turdity apples left Mrs. Karbapopple.

Mrs.K: Correct next time say Thirty now say Thhiirrttyy

Ralph: Turdity

Mrs.K: Awww forget it now on page 49 do problems 1-30 you have about 2 hours which is exactly the whole class.

Meanwhile,

Lisa closes the door and Homer and Lisa walk to the front door.

Museum Guy: $30 dollars sir

Homer: Thirty dollars your crazy here 100.

Lisa: Dad.

Homer: What?

Lisa: You just paid him 100 dollars instead of 30.

Homer: Dohh!

They walk in to the museum.

As they walk in they find the tour.

Tour Guide: Ok, there fellow geomertry lovers.

Are you ready?

Lets go!

Tour Guide: This is a triangle any questions?

Lisa raises her hand up in the air.

Tour Guide: Yes

Lisa: Its a True or False question is a triangle pointy.

Tour Guide: Actually many people say it is but, false its never pointy like a sharpen pencil or like a needle its always flat on the top.

Mrs. K: Ok Bart, and the you other students times up.

Oh! also don't forget to write a 5 page essay why do I like to smoke.

Ralph: Fireworks make my ears yell!

Walking out of class and out of the boring summer school. He sees a man telling him that he'll sell him his comfortable bed if he gave him his.

Man: Hey kid give your bed to me.

Bart: Ok

Man: But just to tell you...

Bart: Just to tell you what?

Man: Nothin'

Homer finally arrived to the street.

Homer: Moe is that you.

Moe: Damn it Homer you had to say my name.

Bart: Dad, Moe he would give his bed for mine.

As they drive Moe home he goes in his room and takes out his bed. Which by the way was a water bed.

Bart: Whoo hoo!

Moe: I know kid would love it!

Rubbing Bart's hair.

Homer: here's his bed.

As they leave they see Moe running towards them.

Moe: Homer, Homer, Homer... I forgot my money its under the matress with water....

Moe: Ahhh! Forget it I just have to start from scratch.

Bart: Alright! I finally have a water bed.

A flash back!

Homer holding the camera.

Marge: Happy Birthday honey your 4 on your new bed.

Your 5

Your 6

Your 7

Your 8

Your 9

Marge: Oh my special little guy your now 10 on your same bed.

Bart: I better get that bed back right now.

Moe: 23 years on that bed wow I need it back even if it has my money.

The phone rings.

Homer: Yello!

Moe: Its me Homer

Yeah I have to talk to Bart.

Homer: Bbbaaarrrttt its Moe

Bart: Moe?

I wonder what he wants.

Moe: Hey listen kid bring my water bed to my bar and also drain the water out.

Next Day,

Bart: I'm here Moe.

Moe opens the door and looks both ways.

Moe: Come in hurry!

Bart: Can my bed back now!

Moe: Yeah here I made it into a water bed.

Bart goes in between the matress a porno magazine.

Moe: Oh sorry that's mine!

Bart runs home with his old bed.

Bart: I love my bed don't matter how small it is.

THE END!

Next Up: Chapter 2: Homer is Fired!

[Chaos Impact™]

wow this doesn't sound like a fan fic

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What do you mean by it doesn't sound like one!