Cyber Altair Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Saw this at GI. Thought I'd post it here too and share the lulz with you guys. if you have any share them. Law of Mechanical RepairAfter your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of GravityAny tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of ProbabilityThe probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random NumbersIf you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the AlibiIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation LawIf you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the BathWhen the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close EncountersThe probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the ResultWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of BiomechanicsThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the TheaterAt any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. The Starbucks LawAs soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of LockersIf there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical SurfacesThe chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Logical ArgumentAnything is possible if you don't know what you are tclking about. Brown's Law of Physical AppearanceIf the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law of Public SpeakingA closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing StrategyAs soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' LawIf you don't feel well, and make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. If you don't make an appointment, you'll stay sick. ROFl, it's all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffer Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Law of the Alibi thing is because you boss hires some one to or slash the tires him self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 lol. that's a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Phoenix® Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Wha...?? Now that first one is messed up...-_-, that does not make you pee...?? Oh well... LOL, Good thread!!^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Lol, funny ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8561v Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Cat law: A cat always falls down on feet.Bread w/ butter always falls upside-down.Just glue a bread to a cat's back (butter up) and trhow the cat.Before touching the ground, the cat will stop, to fall down-on feet, but before falling, the bread will stop to fall down-upside down.So, you have a levitating cat. Murphy's cat law: It's not worthy to glue a bread on a a cat's back - the cat will eat the bread before falling - on feet! If you're going out and you prevent a certain time that you'll be back, you'll arrive 3 times later than you prevented (Ex: Prevent 3 minutes - you arrive 9 minutes later).And you can't calculate the 3 times before going out: You'll get later 3 times than this one! Confusing - yeah, but can be worthy to this thread ^^! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Law of Random NumbersIf you dial a wrong number' date=' you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Variation LawIf you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the ResultWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of the TheaterAt any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Logical ArgumentAnything is possible if you don't know what you are tclking about. Doctors' LawIf you don't feel well, and make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. If you don't make an appointment, you'll stay sick.[/quote']These are so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 mega lol! so true so true, especially the starbucks law^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RacecaR Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 A few of these things are disturbingly true... :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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