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OH!

my brother just reminded me of another great time

 

there was a "Magic the Gathering" tournie going on next to the yugioh one, and in the middle of a duel, the Magic player next to me yells out "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BLACK GNOME!"

 

I have no idea what he was talking about, but it was so funny.

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I beat my friend's Blue-Eyes and then he stood up' date=' took his pants down and started pissing on it (We were both 7).

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ewwwwwwwww yuck yuck yuck

 

are you sure that you're a boy??

yes but i have been called a girly before..............

 

lets just say i am a very femenent guy..............who likes girls

 

 

so, you're a lesbian boy??

 

 

this post delivers...

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Ok i don't know for sure if this this happened but if it did this was more than once i think

 

my brother isn't the best duelist so i was giving him hints. i could've attacked him directly with like 2-4 monsters but he would still be in the game by alot so when he plays swords of revialing light i tried to help him by telling him to wait but on my next turn a draw a monster that alone could get the job done so then i won

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once, at this regional, me and freind went. During the last round, his opponent was this 3 year old running the exact( excluding one or two cards) deck as my freind, and he almost lost. That kid was the youngest one there.

 

And the Worst part of it was: during that round, i dueled the OLDEST guy there who was like 80(he has no life) who looked like he haddent taken a bath in weeks. i almost lost to him too.

 

True story........not very happy that it is though

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I beat my friend's Blue-Eyes and then he stood up' date=' took his pants down and started pissing on it (We were both 7).

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ewwwwwwwww yuck yuck yuck

 

are you sure that you're a boy??

yes but i have been called a girly before..............

 

lets just say i am a very femenent guy..............who likes girls

 

 

so, you're a lesbian boy??

 

 

this post delivers...

how am i a lebian i am a guy i just act like a girl but i only flick back my hair and talk in a girly voice (when i have lots of enegy) and i have only cross dresed twice and the second time i was blackmailed to.

 

and yes i MAY squeak and say todaly all the time and i may duck when a balls coming my way................ok i think i should stop now

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Ok. So my friend and me were sitting on the floor dueling at a sleepover. He Set Satellite Cannon. I attacked it with Dark Blade. I wasn't getting any luck of the draw. After about 15 turns, I've changed all my monsters to Defensive position. He activate Dragons Rage. I say "Don't you think that's an odd card to have in a mostly machine deck?" He activates D-Tribe and attacks my Dark Crusader. He doesn't even say hes attacking. He yells "IMA FIRING MAH LAZAR" and pushes me over.

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Ok. So my friend and me were sitting on the floor dueling at a sleepover. He Set Satellite Cannon. I attacked it with Dark Blade. I wasn't getting any luck of the draw. After about 15 turns' date=' I've changed all my monsters to Defensive position. He activate Dragons Rage. I say "Don't you think that's an odd card to have in a mostly machine deck?" He activates D-Tribe and attacks my Dark Crusader. He doesn't even say hes attacking. He yells "IMA FIRING MAH LAZAR" and pushes me over.

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If you don't yell "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP" when you're playing Satellite Cannon, you're doing it wrong.

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Something about BEUD and n00bs. I can't remember any more, I'll see if I can dig it up.

 

I was duelling this kid. He said "Please don't finish me off' date=' give me one more turn..."

 

I had 1LP, because I gave them all to Ra. He then draws a card that lets him attack him LPs directly (some axe or something =/) and beats me. I laughed.

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That's funny?

 

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On the first turn he summoned gaia the fierce knight and attacked me directly. I was a good duelist and humoured him. he plays pot of greed and draws 2 more pots of greed! then he plays them! he summons drillroid and attacks me directly! in one turn! ive got 100 life and start to assemble a strategy (Cant remember what) I had a 6500 ATK monster and he had only 1 face down trap +blue eyes ultimate(edit: due to much more cheating!). he said because he had blue eyes and a face down his life points were 9000 more, totaling 13000! i attacked n he activated magic cylinder, but i play barrel be hind the door to deal him 13000 damage! so i won with 100 life points and because he tried to cheat the s*** out of me i kept his best cards! (ultimate rare E-hero Aqua Neos and Chimeratech Overdragon). well,he wantedme to have them!!!

 

I was playing a super-n00b:

He summoned Gaia first turn and attacked me directly. I was laughing inside so I didn't say anything. Then he plays Pot of Greed and draws 2 more. And then he plays them! Now he summons Drillroid and attacks directly. In one turn! The game goes on a bit, and I start to develop a strategy (can't remember it). I've got 100 lp and a 6500 ATK monster. He had only 1 face-down trap and Blue Eyes Ultimate (due to more cheating)! He said because he had Blue-Eyes and a face down, his "Mystic Face-Down" gave him an extra 9000 LP, totaling 13000! So I played Ring of Destruction on my monster and then use Barrel Behind the Door to deal him 13000 damage! So I won with 100 life points, and because he tried cheating the **** out of me, I kept his best cards! (Ultimate rare E-Hero Aqua Neos and Chimeratech Overdragon). Lol, he wanted me to have them.

|||*Note that this was before RoD was banned.

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Im sure a couple of you have had this experience:

 

My Friend: I sacrifice to summon Jinzo.

My other Friend: TRAP HOLOOOOH S**t

 

there were 3 other people watching the duel, including me. we all laughed and now its an inside joke between us.

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Me VS a kid at school

We are both using stall decks of some sort.

He has one monster and gravity bind on the field

He special summons Lava Golem onto my side of the field

Next turn, I activate Mystic box and gave him Lava Golem back XD

He just stared at me, and asked "whats up with that?"

 

His deck wasn't prepared for something like that to happen I guess. I don't think he ever drew a card to get rid of gravity bind or his Lava Golem either XD

 

what made it even funnier was that I had a heavy storm in my hand XD

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Ok. So my friend and me were sitting on the floor dueling at a sleepover. He Set Satellite Cannon. I attacked it with Dark Blade. I wasn't getting any luck of the draw. After about 15 turns' date=' I've changed all my monsters to Defensive position. He activate Dragons Rage. I say "Don't you think that's an odd card to have in a mostly machine deck?" He activates D-Tribe and attacks my Dark Crusader. He doesn't even say hes attacking. He yells "IMA FIRING MAH LAZAR" and pushes me over.

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If you don't yell "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP" when you're playing Satellite Cannon, you're doing it wrong.

 

It's Just like the card Final Countdown, you HAVE to sing the song to play it right... am I right?

who doesn't do that?

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Ok. So my friend and me were sitting on the floor dueling at a sleepover. He Set Satellite Cannon. I attacked it with Dark Blade. I wasn't getting any luck of the draw. After about 15 turns' date=' I've changed all my monsters to Defensive position. He activate Dragons Rage. I say "Don't you think that's an odd card to have in a mostly machine deck?" He activates D-Tribe and attacks my Dark Crusader. He doesn't even say hes attacking. He yells "IMA FIRING MAH LAZAR" and pushes me over.

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If you don't yell "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP" when you're playing Satellite Cannon, you're doing it wrong.

 

It's Just like the card Final Countdown, you HAVE to sing the song to play it right... am I right?

who doesn't do that?

and if you play musician king you MUST have guitar hero on full boar

 

and have it on full boar

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O.K., so My friend has one face-up defense position decoy dragon, and a blue eyes on the field. I destroy it with a ancient gear knight with a ancient gear fist and destroy it. Then I monster reborn it and sac his blue eyes for an ancient gear engineer, equipped that with ancient gear tank, fist, and axe of despair. Next turn he had decoy dragon on the field and i attacked it and destroyed his blue eyes, I kept doing that for like an hour and he couldn't do anything about it. I disrespected his blue eyes...

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So, it was a 3v3 battle.

Me and two noobs against 2 vets and a noob. we were playing traditional too btw. So we agreed to have 24000 lp each, shared. they had 12000 and we had 1100. i was able to draw CED-EOTE. The had full fields and full hands. The rest was history.

The funny thing was, after my turn, the noob had 4 pieces of exodia in his hand and a leg on his next draw. Brutal ending, if you asked me.

 

I was in a middle of a duel when suddenly a fight broke out. Two noobs that were most annoying were on the same team and disliked one another. The 1 noob manages to get out Necross by getting rid of Dark Magician of Chaos controlled by his "Teammate." 2 turns passed and it was his partners turn. He plays monster reborn and summons a right leg from his partners Grave. and suicided himself and the other guy, just to get him back. (^.^)

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Well here in Oxford,AL I went to Yugioh League and it was storming outside.We had a group duel and a dude named Reno activated "Smoke Bomb" and the lights went of when he activated the chain.We all were saying "Reno WTH!?!?! Turn the f**ing lights back on!!!!!".He said "I'll turn the card face-down then.".Then the lights came back on.WEIRD!!

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Bakura Vessal

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Well here in Oxford' date='AL I went to Yugioh League and it was storming outside.We had a group duel and a dude named Reno activated "Smoke Bomb" and the lights went of when he activated the chain.We all were saying "Reno WTH!?!?! Turn the f**ing lights back on!!!!!".He said "I'll turn the card face-down then.".Then the lights came back on.WEIRD!!

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dont ya think it was rigged?

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