PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but you get crushed under the foot of an ant. I wish for a spoon that never bends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but every fork you have and ever will have bends at your touch. i iwsh i was big! not adult big king kong big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but you trip and impale yourself on the Eifle Tower. I wish I could find wild minature giraffes around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but they eat your house in a search for better food than our grass. i wish that i had a grey horse with a white main and tail and a diamon don it's head and it's nice a sweet and eats suger cubes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but his droppings (which he leaves all over the place) are made of hellfire. I wish for a fridge stocked full of fresh, unpoisoned food, meant for my consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted but you get fat. i wish that i could find a picture of kenpachi for my avatar... (if you know please tell.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but it's not today. I wish for a digital clock that actually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but its actually a bomb--->you explode. I wish that I could lift up everything I want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but it's a desipticon and eats your dog! i wish for a way to run past 27.5 miles and hour. (if a human runs faster than that normally, thier muscels will rip from the bone.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but your muscles rip from the bone. >:) I wish I could fly by flapping my arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but while you fly, your bones break, you fly into a bomb factory and you explode. I wish for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted but you fly so hihg you hit a plane on your head fall and go into a coma for three weeks. when you wake up you find that they had to amputate your arms, so sad :( i wish that i could just plain fly.granted granny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but you become mesmerized by the sun's light and fly into it. I wish for a never-ending bucket of fried chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted... ubt you get fat. i wish for a never ending book that is so exciting that i never put it down accept to shower and eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but you go mad from insomnia and believe that only the world that you read about exists. I wish for a box of pencils that never dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but this kid that i know comes to your house gets one of the pecils and stabbs you saying, "just funking relax!" no joke, he did that once by accident. i wish my bestest friend was the joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but he always wants to show you how to make pencils disappear... I wish for a talking toucan who doesn't follow his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but he follows his heart and leaves you. lol. i wish for a way to publish my findings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but you lose them before they can be published. I wish for a never-ending gift box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but one of the gifts is a dinosaur and it eats you. then pukes you. then gives you to its babies. (can you guess what dinosaur did that?) i wish for a pet raptor that won't eat me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdmilleo Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted but you loose it i wish for a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperThinCartoonGlove Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Granted, but it's a beat-up Hot Wheel. I wish for a Whammo-brand log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navras Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but you get logged and clucky the chicken comes to save you! (he's no help at all) i iwsh i was never logged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJet Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 wish granted, but your dad kills youi wish that i am invincible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 granted, but you die due to a glitch in life.i wish i was a computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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