Corrupt A Wish

[al9090]

Granted but it did

I wish to be bill gates son

[El Beasto Perezoso]

Granted, but the guys over at Apple assassinate u.

 

 

i wish for every Zune to initiate selfdestruct code 4708

[Womi]

Selfdestruction--->you explode.

 

 

 

I wish for a frtzguhij! (no creativity)

[Skarlet]

Granted, but becuse I'm feeling generous you get the whole alphabet, and die of bordem picking out the letters you don't want.

 

 

 

I wish WiiOmi would stop corrupting peoples wishes with explosions.

[El Beasto Perezoso]

Granted, but a sniper picked you off for the minute bounty of a hot dog.

 

 

I wish for a burger.

[Curse Sasuke]

WISH GRANTED BUT THE BURGER WAS ENTIRELY MADE OUT OF CRAP

 

I WISH I COULD FLY:|

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Granted, but you turn into a failing cyborg.

 

I wish that we would never GIVE YA'LL UP!

[Skarlet]

Granted but .... actually know funk that

 

 

I wish that the Lolcat Bible would be an officially recognised religious doctrine :p

[Womi]

Granted, but there are political enemies with bomb belts who want to kill you...and guess what??? YOU EXPLODE!

 

 

 

I wish for some sope.

[Leon Lonewolf]

granted, but your new avi hanged itself for reasons unknown

 

I wish for more pie

[El Beasto Perezoso]

Granted, but they latch on to your face and u die of suffication.

 

 

I wish for electrons to be randomly flying through the air.

[aydin611]

wish granted but my mom ground me for a life time. so how about 500 years later the wish will come true

 

 

i wish i can fart fire

[~LunaticTouhou~]

Granted but it will stink really bad.

 

I wish for pie!

[Leon Lonewolf]

granted, but I eat it

 

I wish for pie

[the final duelist]

granted but it had a bomb in it and you exploded,

 

i wish for all the game's in the world that arn't counterfiet,

[Skarlet]

Granted but they're all in ancient Bulgarian and you can't make heads or tails of them, and they're all for consoles you don't have.

 

 

 

I wish for a pet monkey, that is incapable of killing me or causing my death.

[aydin611]

granted but it killed your parents

 

i wish i can tri force

[Jacoby746]

Granted, but you got killed by Ganondwarf

 

I wish for the Internet

[al9090]

Grated but you have no computer

 

I wish for a glass of water haha

[Jacoby746]

Granted, but Idrink the water and then sell the glass on Ebay for $1,000,000

 

 

I wish for a DS

[El Beasto Perezoso]

Granted, but it didn't work.

 

 

 

I wish for his DS to self-destruct in three seconds.

[aydin611]

granted but i ate it... wait,oh, uh oh,BOOOOOOOM

 

i wish for a first aid kit

[Baroque in Paradise]

Granted, but it only contains Hydrogen Peroxide -- no bandages.

 

(Here's my Impossible Wish!)

 

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

[aydin611]

wish not granted.but you still have to wish so wish again, or i will kill your parents

 

 

i wish for pepper

[Baroque in Paradise]

wish not granted.but you still have to wish so wish again' date=' or i will kill your parents

 

 

i wished for a first aid kit but baroque said i was holding it??? i wish i knew what that meant???

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I edited it. (I was originally replying to the 'DS self-destruct' post, is why.) Good luck treating burns with naught but hydrogen peroxide (I honestly forget if it's flammable or not).

 

And I'd already wished -- so you've granted my wish without corrupting it. The First Impossible Wish strikes again!

 

That said, here's my second one:

 

I wish that this wish would be granted within naught but one minute after 1:05 PM, Hawaiian time zone!