::тǿρħєя:: Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Granted. You get to live forever, but without anything to do. I wish Shoop da Whoop would come fire his lazar at a marshmallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Granted, the marshmallow is you. I wish I couldn't die, couldn't be tortured, be contained, and nothing would happen to the outside world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudefarmer Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Wish granted, nothing happens i wish a was shoop da whoop proof (remember i am still immortal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Granted' date=' but you are tortured for eternity by pictures of it. I wish I couldn't die, couldn't be tortured, be contained, and nothing would happen to the outside world.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Knight Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 sure, but now big people follow you around everywhere and don't let people talk to you I wish my name was bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Granted, and I get a cookie =3 I wish I was a neko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuntryBoy Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Not granted, I get a cookie :3 I wish Lady GaGa wasnt bi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Yuki Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Granted but the earth implodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had A MILLION DOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudefarmer Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 granted: it's counterfeit i wish i couldn't be tortured ( i am immortal and shoop da whoop proof) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Not granted. I wish this wish that I am wishing right now didn't come true as a wish which I wished earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Granted. While you're wondering how the hell your wish could have possibly been understood by the person granting it, you trip and the corn dog you were trying to eat all at once is jammed down your throat, causing you to choke and die a miserable and humiliating death. I wish I was in a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 XD WTF!!!I think that is going down in the records as the best twist ever! Anyways, granted. But it's a movie with Tom Cruise and he hogs all the screen time. I wish Micheal Jackson was still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but for the rest of your life he will touch you after you fall asleep. I wish I could never be overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Yuki Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted you turn into nithing but bones and serve the underworld armada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I HAD A DOZILLION DOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted but since that's not a real number the money isn't real either. I wish it was Halloween already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but it's 11:59:59 P.M., so you just skipped Halloween. I wish I had the ability to see the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted but you can only see people's future who you don't know/where they live. I wish for WORLD PEACE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but then someone shoots you. Oh the irony. I want a bear. Also, I have the insane ability of calming all animals and plants, so he can't kill meh. >=O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted' date=' but then someone shoots you. [i']Oh the irony.[/i] I wish for there to be a thing were it does something that also helps other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but then that thing kills you. I wish I could become a giant bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but you never explode and must live your life as one. I wish this thread didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but then your post count dwindles and makes you a 1 star. I wish I had a pony. A man-eating pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. I wish every minor anime in the world was canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Not granted. >=( You bish. I wish I was a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. You have the scent of cat so no other dog will come near you, and cats love you. I wish every minor anime in the world was canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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