Captain Murphy ☆ Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but as soon as you start it up it explodes I wish that someone on YCM will give me 1000 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.area51player. Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but your account is banned. I wish to watch 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted but you start freaking out that the world is going to end. You are sent to a mental hospital where you get thousands of shots everyday. Your ghost awaits the end of the world so you will be released but the end never comes. Your ghost lives in sadness forever, regretting his wish, that wicked wish, the wish of eteranal suffering, that wish. I wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but you only get one, then you say "Well, I wish I knew that earlier!" and it counts. I wish this wish is granted in the form of a High School Term Paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted but my dog ate it before I posted it. Later, my dog died. My dog will now haunt you. You cal the Dog whisperer and the ghost whisperers, but they also died. Now they will haunt you! I wish my dog was alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Flame Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but he comes back as a zombie necromancer dog who kills you and makes you his zombie slave forever.I wish that the person who grants my wish dies. (Take that you corrupters!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.area51player. Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but I revive and kill you. I wish to be a basketball player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos Worm Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted but suddenly everyone thinks basket ball sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.area51player. Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 You didn't wish. :" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Field Cmndr Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 dang it theres no prev wish! oh well i wish pokemon were real so i could use psychic on all of you and control your minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos Worm Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted, but they're NOTHING like the animes... And Arceus is ridden by Horseman of the apocalpyse Mew two and so kills us all. Granted. I wish for a melon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted, but it falls on your head. Your whole body is paralyzed for ten years, but you can still hear and see everything. No one ever figures that out. By the time you're unparalyzed, you forgot to talk, read, and write. Now you have to go to kindergarden. Everyone makes fun of you, and you become emo. You cut yourself too much, and eventually you die... I wish nothing becomes something.Try to corrupt that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 That "something" is pedobear. I wish I could sing like Robert Plant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Yuki Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted but you turn into a piece of reces candy and are eaten by your best friend I wish that dark magichian girl would strip for me be cause this guy wanted a perverted wish to corup so hear it is. for more info see the quote. dang it theres no prev wish! oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilekmaniac Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted but then she gets mad and murders you. I wish i liked pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Granted, but pie doesn't like you and the pie army forces itself into your body until you eventually explode from all of the weight... I wish for pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Granted but that Pizza SUCKS!! I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Flame Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Granted, but only for 10 sec. So you start flying and then you stop, fall and die.I wish I'm immune to zombies and that the next person to post becomes a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos Worm Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Granted, but as I have a cookie, I do not become a zombie. I then eat your brains. I wish for a hug. From a knife. And I die. I just corrupted my own wish. Own that. And un corrupt it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Yuki Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 verry well.........................ok got it. grante3d but you end up in jail for the rest of your unatural life. me wish dark magichian girl was my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted but she cheats on you with Exodia I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but you explode. I wish I had pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but its a cow pie I wish i had a cheese burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but its only the bread. I wish I was a cat in the Warriors books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but you accidentally eat deathberries (I think that's what they're called) and die I wish I was a ninja in Naruto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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