Corrupt A Wish

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. That fan becomes a fanatic, eventually becoming so insane that they hunt you down, tie you up, haul you off to their basement, and make you write fanfics about you and them for the rest of your (artificially extended) life.

 

I wish the 5th Generation of Pokemon will be as good as the 2nd.

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, they canceled b4 airing the 5th generation.

 

I wish pokemon was real ^_^

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but yours doesn't listen well

 

I wish that the pokemon in my sig was Real!

[Grunt Issun]

Granted, but it goes far far far far far far far far far far far away so it cant harm anyone with nightmares, and there was no point to brining it alive

 

I wish that everything i touched besides liquids food humans silk, leather, stuffing, electronics, wires, and anything else that might be important, like clothes to turn into gold

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, you didnt consider your penis to be important...oops

 

I wish MR. WHAM would corrupt this wish. ^_^

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but since I granted your wish isn't corrupted. Congrats you won & lost the game.

 

I wish for lies!!!

[Grunt Issun]

"Granted but yours doesn't listen well"

in the words of Mr.WHAM.

 

I wish that I had considerd my penis important when i made my last wish

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, but you still fingered her....and she has not forgiven you.....

 

I wish I can see her golden vagina

[Grunt Issun]

*I already said, human wont be turned to gold* granted, but its not golden

 

I wish that i wasnt trapped in this fanatics basement anymore

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted but you walk though the door and its the same basement

 

i wish i could go to bed

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but you dream about posting on this thread, so its like you never fell asleep

 

I wish i could find a differant door

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, you opened it and theres a wall :D

 

I wish you wasnt trapped in the basement

[Grunt Issun]

Granted, but I dont want to corrupt it.

 

I wish that the fanatic WOULD DIAH!!!

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted you open a door freedom at last

oh wait is another basement

 

i wish my dream was to do with pink fluffy clouds with nobody to bother me

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but you fall through a cloud cause there not solid, and you wake up on impact of the ground

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

i can grant a wish you did not make

 

i wish there is something soft to land on so i stay a sleep

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

granted, you fall on a mattress of duelcreator's basement :o

 

I wish i can trap more people in there

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but one is a terrorist and he explodes killing everyone.

 

I wish i had wished or somthing last time

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

granted, you wished Terrorist wouldnt exist, thus canceling your latest wish.

 

I wish JigSaw was in the basement to play a game...

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted but then he he lets you go because your to good at the game

i with i would stop corrupting wishes

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but he wanted to play chekers

 

I wish that OVER 9000!!!!!!! posts, ....wait that makes no sense

[Code~Red]

Wish Granted, but then your 9000 is halved to 4500 xD

[Grunt Issun]

granted but you didnt have a wish

 

I wish that i wished for a wish so i could wish for this wish to be unwished thus causing me to lose this wish, which would get rid of my new wish causing me to get this wish back thus getting my second wish back, thus causing an infinat loop that can not be stopped

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, chuck norris stops the unstoppable infinite loop with a roundhouse kick

 

I wish there was no corruption

[Code~Red]

Wish Granted, but YCM continues it under George Bush's orders.

 

I wish for Mountain Dew!