Corrupt A Wish

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted but the infinite loop gets stopped by a bolt of lightning

 

i wish i knew what to wish for that wasnt anything stupid

[Code~Red]

The Fairy Godmother grants no wish, and then slaps you right across the face.

 

Another bottle of Mountain Dew, or a free Music Download...

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

granted: Frostwire

 

I wish i lived in japan

[Code~Red]

Wish Granted, but then you get asked to make some Manga and your like WTF?

 

I wish I could have some KFC

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted but it was still raw inside and you go ill

 

i wish i could sleep again im getting sleepy

[Grunt Issun]

Wish granted but you wake up agian so you could keep posting, cause your addicted.

 

I wish that the fanatic would die, cause he didnt last time

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Wish granted but their is an endless spawn of them already since you waited too long to wish for him to die.

 

I wish for a Pizza Hut Pizza.

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted but you choke on it and you are in hospital for 3 weeks

 

i wish to kill someone that is not me

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but i died so the wish was ungranted so im alive agian and i dont grant you the wish anymore

 

I wish that my fan fic was forever un popular so any fanatics would hate it now and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[Dizzy~]

Granted but Professor Layton makes you try to solve the uberness hard puzzle as a result.

 

I wish I hadn't sold Prof. Layton and the Curious Village D:

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. The store down the street is now selling jetcycles (like a motorcycle, but they fly) for the exact amount of money you would have received for the game if you had sold it.

 

I wish I could teleport my poop right out of my body, allowing me to not have to sit on a toilet ever again.

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but it has to come out of your mouth.

 

I wish you had known I wouldn't want a jetcycle so you could've corrupted it better.

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. The jetcycles were actually just shells shaped like jetcycles containing $3 million US, tax-free.

 

I wish I had a fridge that spawned inside itself an endless amount of tropical fruits that would never spoil or overflow the fridge.

[Grunt Issun]

Wish granted but now you do want a jet cycle and they only cost 3 dollars. but there all out

 

 

I wish that my fanfic would become popular but no fan would ever become a fanatic so they would not kidnap me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in other words read my fanfic or perish

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but It sucks so much you are banned from the internet and eventually the world

 

I wish for that thing right there!*points to an object/person in classroom*

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Granted, you now have an eraser

 

I wish that I had the power to change the ends of things to be whatever I want.

[Grunt Issun]

granted but this wish in un corrupted, thus is changed to be corrupted

 

 

I wish yugioh would stop mentionning friendship

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but it becomes all about raping the losing duelist, and it sends subliminal messages to all viewers, getting you raped when you duel some hairy 42 year-old and lose

 

I wish that the posts on the previous page weren't as retarded as they are right now (like that's possible)

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but you become the retarded to do so and the posts are beyond your level of comprehension.

 

I wish for Secret Girlfriend to start its new season!

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but they added a plot twist... It's secret boyfriend now!!

 

I wish that there was an RP where people didn't try to do stupid stuff that like annoying sub-plots and where people wouldn't disappear for long times, meaning that no one could post because they had a crucial role (basically wishing for a good RP WITH good RPers (and ONLY good RPers)).

[---------------]

granted, the RP seems to be working out awesomely, but then right when u post to join, YCM is destroyed and there are no more RPs like that

 

yea...

 

i wish that Sephiroth didn't kill Aerith

[DJ_PERRY_2K10]

granted he kills you instead

 

i wish scamp was still alive

dog in my signature

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but to continue living, he had to eat you

 

I wish that illegal immigrants would just go back to where they came from and never return

[---------------]

granted but you have to go with them

 

i wish everyone would go to 1-800-STOP-THE-UHH-THE-THE-HELP-THE-CHILDREN-AND-DOGS-NOT-DIE.com

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but shanedawnson rejected that video

 

I wish that i win