GraveHorizon Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Granted. The homework was going to be studying the firsthand effects of amusement park rides on a person's pleasure center, but you are now exempt from having to do that. I wish I could type faster than anyone else on the internet, while keeping my current level of spelling and grammatical skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 granted but you RSI IWF a monkey than can do the fandango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devon1 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Granted, yet in turn, the monkey goes berserk and ends up disembowling youif you didn't know disembowling means spilling your guts. LITERALLY!I wish i could turn invisible at a moment's notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Granted but you can't turn back... I wish to become one of my RP characters and real life and not get poisoned kiled, shuneed, etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Wish Granted, you eventually get sick of doing it and want to turn back to yourself but can't I wish I had an IQ of 190. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 granted but ur head explodes I wish i can puch sum 1 and then they dont call the cops or punch/kick me back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBite Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 granted, they call the FBI, who calls the cops, and an FBI agent kicks you back. I wish to know how to wish in a way that nothing bad will happen to me, and this wish ends with me surviving and knowing and making the wish, meaning I live the rest of my natural life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 There is no possible way to grant your wish. This is CORRUPT A WISH, therefore you will always have a 60% chance of dying and 40% chance of serious injury. The only way you are 100% safe is to not play. For such a mundane wish, I throw you off a cliff while wrapped in toilet paper. I wish for spikes at the bottom of the cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Granted. The spikes were made from the burned, compacted and processed remains of your house, along with your family that was inside the whole time. I wish I had perfect sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 granted but you only saw fifty feet in front of you i wish i had an afro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Granted you now have the most absurd afro ever made. Now you have to wear a paperbag on your head because you can't go outside without someone laughing at you. I wish to never get sick ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megamario12 Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Ull Get sick believe me I wish i was mario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Granted but you get an instant game over. I wish I had a lightsaber, but didn't have to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Granted, but it's actually Cyber dragon in disguise and he kills you. I wish i had 10 zillion bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 granted but its really 10 bucks I wish I had another Lightsaber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Wish Granted, but the jedi mistake you for the Sith Lord and attack you and kill you since you don't know how to turn it on. I wish I was a Grandmaster at Chess. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 granted but it was life sized wizard chess and got mad cause they kept getting killed and turned on you and started fighting you.i wish for a monkey named bobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Granted but someone makes yu dance for them I wish I had another 2 Lightsabers that I knew how to control & could trans from in to Cyber End Dragon & Cyber Dark Dragon...And I controlled them lovingly ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the final duelist Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 granted but since your wish #9248 it ends in tragic i wish for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Wish Granted, No need to corrupt that wish. I'll just give you a present since I'm generous, a paid-vacation to the most desserted part of Africa, complete with poisonous snakes, tigers that want to rip you to pieces, and lots and lots of spiders. Enjoy. I wish to visit Hell, and meet the devil in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Articuno~ Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Wish granted, but the devil captures and tortures you all eternity. I wish I could fly by myself (as in not in a plane, not carried or riding something else, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Granted but it last 30 seconds before you plummet to the ground every time. I wish to make that funnier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the final duelist Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 granted but you thought "i wish i knew which wish to use" so that got granted insteadi wish for nothing and no gifts or vacations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Wish Granted once again, no gifts or vacations eh, how about I charge you for that wish. You now owe me 100$. I wish for a cupcake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Articuno~ Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Wish granted, but the cupcake had food poisoning. I wish I could teleport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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