Christian-Exodia Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 You could, but it would get stuck in your windpipes & you DIE I wish I had chocolate cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinotornes Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted but you get arrested for possessing a stolen item i wish i had a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted but you become a scarecrow I wish I had a lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublb51 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 how do you make a new post?[/u] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted but the lighter runs off nuclear fuel which will give you radiation poisoning with every use. I wish I could haz cheezeburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyman32 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Wish granted, but the cheeseburger has a dead bird in it I wish i had a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted but the dog has rabies. I wish I had an SJC Crush Card Virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman The Master Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 wish granted but it is fake and you can not use it. i wish i warp drive was invented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted but it also warps your mind... O.o Wish I had a 10"... ... ... ... Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 The pizza is made with human flesh. I wish the world would implode. for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman The Master Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 wish granted but world implodes i wish for advance space flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrnen Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Wish granted, but then the ship blow up in space and you all die because you don't have your space helmets on. I wish that Bush would suddenly become the next Albert Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12philip101 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 wish granted but Evey one hates you and run away i wish a ate a wish that back fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarlet Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 That doesnt make sence, so whilst explaining your wish you are crushed by a flying fridge thats wings had become damaged I wish the above creature existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinotornes Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Granted but it eats your friends and kills 3 puppies before getting shot down and nuked by the army for being a terrorist device killing thousands more people with the nuke I wish my brother had no mouth or voice boxPS. I don't care if he dies of starvation he's VERY ANNOYING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman The Master Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 wish granted you brother can not speck but he finds another way to annoy you i wish World war three happened but the US never go involved PS.i live in the US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Wish granted, but the 'Bad Guys' took over the rest of the world, resulting in the slaughter of every US citizen and millions of Illegal immigrants. PS. I live in the US, too. Except for the sheeple, it kicks @$$! I wish Pluto was still a planet (which it is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 granted but then the military blows it up i wish to have a baconater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Granted, but essentially this is the result VXkcd.com I wish that the world sploededed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12philip101 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 wish granted but then you die so wish ungranted i wish that some i ate my wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Detective Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 wish granted but the wish upsets you stomach and you throw up for the rest of your life i wish that i could visit china Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Wish granted but you get what ever the new desease scare is from there and die a horrible painly death I wish more people would talk to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Detective Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 wish granted but then everyone talks to you and they get into yout home and stalk you and get into your personal space I wish that i was popular at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12philip101 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 wish granted but then i ate you i wish my wish is unwished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Granted but you get severe clustrophobia from all the people hanging out with you and you freak out, slaughtering them all I wish I could slaughter more people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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