Amaterasu Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 granted but the bears are all single celled and take 1000000000000000 years to actually affect your appearance in any way. I wish I was a piece of pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Smeagle Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 You are, then someone eats you. I wish for a Wing Cap that really flies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 You get it but you get caught in an airplane proppeller. I wish My post were counting toward my post count total. (I'm serious on this one.)T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Smeagle Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 They are, but all the rankings are removed. n00b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'll assume your wish is that all the noobs were gone: All of them are gone and you are the only n00b. I wish that I could turn into a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but you get chopped down by the government. I wish for the everyone to be better to the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but the opposite happens and they all kill you. I wish people were all smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but so many people are smart, that there isn't a smart anymore and everyone turns average. I wish for a dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but its negative 100000000000000000000000000 dollars so you have to live on the streets. I wish i exsisted in sonic the hedgehogs world as anothe hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Detective Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but all the hedgehoges hate you. You become depressed, and kill yourself. I wish to be a spy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Granted. Welcome to IIA- Iraqi Intelligence Agency. I wish I was the president (try to think of something other than assassinating me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 You getdeadly ill like George Washington. I wish for a $2 bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Granted but explodes. I wish I was 20 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkerai Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Your 20 and you end up being like that for years upon years never aging and seeing all that you know wither and die as you stand still. lol Watchmen. Oh and you can't drink because your somehow still considered 20 and not 21. You also make more friends but they eventualy die. You use your extending knowledge to make a utopia of peace but you can no longer care and cannot even be bothered to pick up Watchmen to see how funny it is. I wish I or anyone else could win an argument with Crab Helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Wish granted but your argument's result is that you are gay. I wish I were a meat popsicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Smeagle Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 You are, then Danilus kills you, because there can be only one. I wish I could punch a man in the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, but your fist gets stuck. I wish for a yellow piece of candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, *pees and then freezes* Here you go pal! I wish for some clean, filtered water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, but due to the filtered water, your immune system attrophies and you die of the flu. I wish people weren't so uptight about copyright laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, and everything you own is stolen due to the copyrighting. Enjoy listening to Queen on Youtube! I wish I had the world's greatest sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, but the internet failed and could never be borught back again... I wish for my own satalite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted, too bad you didn't wish for a reciever... I wish a Mod would lock my stupid thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUNNYCARDMAKER123456 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 wish granted but bill gates got mad at u and killed u I wish that i could meet avenged sevenfoldwut does that mean???? my bill gates one was for he wishes he was all powerful :) i wish that i could meet avenged sevenfold ( my favorite band ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 You do.They hate you. I wish for this wish to be corrupted. PIME TARADOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Granted. *world collopases upon itself* I wish for 1500000000 tubes of toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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