Corrupt A Wish

[Amaterasu]

Granted, but you are driving down the road, a drunk driver tailing you. The drunk guy calls the cops and the take you to jail for drunk driving. In the jail you escape and some dirt gets stuck in your eyes from the escape. your mom finds out you were in jail and beats you on the head with a wiimote. then you die of a wiimote getting lodge in your rectum from the final blow.

 

I wish that was easier to do.

[Womi]

Granted, but a little amigo from Mexico comes and squeezes lemons and chilis to drink the tasty juice and sell it to a weezing fairytale forest inhabinat from the planet Zobrix. Hes so angry of flying without artist permission, that he shoots in the air. He hits an Oxygen molecule (O2) which immediately grows to Snake from MGS3 and launches a rocket in your direction ----> you explode.

 

 

 

I wish for three dimbs gwolling over frimmbletons.

[El Beasto Perezoso]

Granted, but they didn't like it, so they ate you instead.

 

 

I wish for w00tzez.

[Womi]

Granted, but you epically explode.

 

 

I wish for grapes.

[bruno983]

granted but they are a ton and they fall on you

 

i wish a plus rep

[Felix Culpa]

Wish NOT granted. No one deserves that kind of torture

 

I wish to give Bruno a neg rep.

[lugia61617]

granted, but it gets removed the next day

 

 

I wish that I was more like Ash Ketchum (from the Pokemon series) - physically and mentally

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AND Pokemon-trainer-ly!

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

Granted but May,Dawn and Misty kill you for being the best

 

I wish i could sing like beyonce

[lugia61617]

granted, but your voice then is stolen by the real Beyonce, and she replaces your voice with (literally) explosive vocaulary...BOOM!

 

I wish that I was 16...

[TrickyPooBoy]

Granted. At the mall, you get run over by a flock of gals running for a sale.

 

I wish I was a PONY!!!

[lugia61617]

granted, but Mr Burns buys you and turns you into radioactive glue.

 

I wish that I had an indestructable Flying fortress with infinate power at my disposal.

[Tekken Ham]

Granted. At the mall' date=' you get run over by a flock of gals running for a sale.

 

I wish I was a PONY!!!

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It comes true but then Benraino comes out of nowhere and rapes you.

 

Then he cooks you alive and eats you alive.

[Shadowwolf17]

Granted, but you get locked out and someone destroys you with it.

I wish I am 16 and have sex with my beautiful GF. And it is sweet and nothing goes wrong, only perfect.

[Felix Culpa]

Granted, but then you find out your girlfriend is a dude. HA!

 

I wish people would stop wishing they were sixteen.

[Yugiohrulez!]

Garnted, but then they all wish that they were 7 and annoying you all day and night! HA!

 

I wish you would shut up.

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

Granted but he is still talking

 

I wish i could be married to Tila tequila and we would have childre (I am a girl and bisexutal)

[Shadowwolf17]

Granted but he is still talking

 

I wish i could be married to Tila tequila and we would have childre (I am a girl and bisexutal)

 

(didn't see THAT!)

Granted, but your children are wolves.

I wish I was dead.

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

Wish granted but you turn into a zombie

 

I wish i was a vampire like on twilight

[Felix Culpa]

Wish granted, but then Buffy comes in and kills you.

 

I wish I had killed off swatking sooner.

[Sparta™]

Ok, but swatking comes back from the dead and eats your flesh.

 

I wish I was retarded.

[Yugiohrulez!]

Granted, but you become so retarted that you un into the pit of death instead of kicking someone into it.

 

I wish that i was dumb

[Womi]

Granted, but nothing changes and you explode.

 

 

I wish for a yellow scarf

[Yugiohrulez!]

Granted, but you eat it and realize there was a bomb in the scarf, and, guess what, you explode!

 

I wish i couldn't explode

[Womi]

Granted, but you land in a suitcase and explode.

 

 

 

I wish for diner!

[Felix Culpa]

Granted, but you implode

 

I wish I had a haircut like I already had.