Jake the Sage Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Wish granted, but the picture becomes an epic fail by popular vote. Wish granted, but the show is cancelled . . . I wish to publish my own book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celctic Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Im back! lolz anyways wish granted, but your books a epic failure, so people come back to kill you.oh and your book got burned!lolzi wish for a unicorn with a 5 foot horn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 No! My book *falls over and cries* wish granted! but it stabs you with its five foot horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 I wish for an Alpaca...that kills people with chainsaws :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lawless Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but it kills you first.I wish I had a space helicopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wish granted, but it explodes upon arrival I wish I was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 - Wish granted, but the unicorn sodemizes you. XD -Wish Granted, but it's hot pink and says "Bloody Wanker" on the side in big letters.Oh and you crash and die. lol. -Wish granted, but in your will Icanhazcheezburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 @Jake: Wish granted but the cause of death is being embalmed aliveI wish for our troops to come home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 I wish for cheezburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 wish granted but a cow poops on itstill wishin for da troops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wish granted, but a terrorist attack causes everyone to die I wish I had super powers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but your super powers include: -Flaming Fart Explosions -Bacon Bits (cause they pwn) -Super Uber Special Awesome Magic Epic Powerful Manly Strong Deadly Golpher Chunks. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 LOL. I wish for a red ribbon that says "Kiss me, I'm SPECIAL!!" that I can wear around my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wish granted but you get kissed by the ugliest man in the world...on the lips. :twisted:I wish for a giant armadillo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but you become retarded to make the statement true.Granted, but it gets ran over by a monster truck and dies. Now that I have Super Uber Special Awesome Magic Epic Powerful Manly Strong Deadly Golpher Chunks I need a Super Villain. I wish for a super villain I can always beat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 wish granted but Pee Wee Herman is the Villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Perfect! I get to kick around Pee Wee Herman at least three times a week! I am happy ^^ I wish for nothing. I have my powers and my lame villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Nothing is granted, however ucannothazcheezburger D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Ummm... Kay I wish to have any of the Baidu 10 Mythical Creatures (State, Check internet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted but it is evil and eats you I wish to be a penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, But you become Sensei 60 years in the future and die of old age... I'm bored, I wish I could see some hardcore porn like I do everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but it's extreme rape with blood and gore. I wish to be a Pikachu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 granted but cause you're a new species of animal the goverment take you to area 51 to conduct experiments on you I wish for my dead dog to come back to life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander² Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but when it does, it doesn't recognize you and runs away. [spoiler=PG-13]I wish I finally made out with a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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