Dizzy~ Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted, but you randomly give it to me. wish for non-green cheese that doesn't cause me to have problems exerting waste, and can't be held for ransom, and can't spontaneosly combust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 granted but u give it to me... i wish for normal, non at free, pork bacon, that is cooked perfectly, andisn't bad, poisened, ruined, ect, ect, ect, without being turned into a kosher eating jew, or a vegitarian... and that can't be stolen... or exploded and where I am not dreaming or hallucinating or imagining it and without getting a heart attack or other related diseases and bad effects and refuse to "not want it" without spontaneously combustion nor any other forms of sudden death or illness, that is fire proof, that only i can have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted, but the bacon turns to dust. wish for non-green cheese that doesn't cause me to have problems exerting waste, and can't be held for ransom, and can't spontaneosly combust, that I can't give away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 granted, but it gets zapped by lighting i wish for normal, non at free, pork bacon, that is cooked perfectly, andisn't bad, poisened, ruined, ect, ect, ect, without being turned into a kosher eating jew, or a vegitarian... and that can't be stolen... or exploded and where I am not dreaming or hallucinating or imagining it and without getting a heart attack or other related diseases and bad effects and refuse to "not want it" without spontaneously combustion nor any other forms of sudden death or illness, that is fire proof, that only i can have, and that will stay bacon forever... and if i eat it, it will regenerate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted, but the regenerate feature is malfunctioning, ad when you eat it, it's gone forever. Oops. I wish for a real life Togetic <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeroukoo Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted, it hates you, kills you. It then flies away. I wish for an obedient Infernape. In real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted you feed him wrong and he burns you. I wish I could time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted you catch a flight to another time zone. I wish for super speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeroukoo Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted but you only age super fast. I wish there was stuff in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Granted its the "stuff" and it ruins your life. I wish Kanye West's mother was alive when he said that comment to Taylor Hicks at the VMAs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, she takes out her anger on you I wish I was not in debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Okay but it cost you your arm.I wish I knew what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeroukoo Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but then you forgot I wish this song will stop playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted but now its in your head. Permanently! I wish for the person after the next person to post's wish to get corrupted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Harbinger Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, But it's a Wish that u got Bacon. MY BACON I wish I had a BigMac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Wish Granted, but you drop it on the floor and everything on it is tainted with germs I wish that Light had won at the end of Death Note. (See Death Note Anime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note#Anime) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted but everyone else dies... ((My wish was granted!!))I wish to wake up in vegas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire dud Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 granted you wake up in vagas but just when your eyes open your head gets cut off and thrown into cold water 50 years later it gets put back on your cold dead body and you live a terrible life! wish that WOULD NEVER HAPPEN too me AND I WISH FOR 5000000$ to appear in my face right NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiMaster Ragnarok Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted but it's in gold bricks, so they crush your face! I wish that I had superpowers that would give me the power to do anything and everything possible AND impossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but you disrupt the natural balance of the world with so much power that you lose control of it and become a humongous black hole that kills everyone I wish that I didn't have an Annotated Bibliography for English due on Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, now it's due on monday i wish people would reply to my threads more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted, but people now always flame you.I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaboli Mors Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted but it's corrupted anway i wish for a slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiMaster Ragnarok Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted, but he's a serial killer, so he stabs you and you die. I wish for more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaboli Mors Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted but your wishes are stolen by my slave I wish for fangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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