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Yeah' date=' well I am starting to think that some of these foreign countries have it in for the rest of the world, or at least the U.S. I mean, think about it. China is poisoning everyone with their lower quality crap that is constantly getting lead in it, (even their own kids, what the crap?!) and Japan is starting to have their cars gain homicidal/suicidal tendencies.

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Deffinately US and china.

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Of course he's rich. Just look at his mansion' date=' now back to me, now back at the mansion, now back to me and back to the mansion. The mansion is now a castle and has a billiard table made of diamonds.

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And you now officially live in it =3

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Yeah' date=' well I am starting to think that some of these foreign countries have it in for the rest of the world, or at least the U.S. I mean, think about it. China is poisoning everyone with their lower quality crap that is constantly getting lead in it, (even their own kids, what the crap?!) and Japan is starting to have their cars gain homicidal/suicidal tendencies.

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Americans are dicks.

 

We had it coming.

 

Of course he's rich. Just look at his mansion' date=' now back to me, now back at the mansion, now back to me and back to the mansion. The mansion is now a castle and has a billiard table made of diamonds.

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Old Spice commercial?

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Yeah' date=' well I am starting to think that some of these foreign countries have it in for the rest of the world, or at least the U.S. I mean, think about it. China is poisoning everyone with their lower quality crap that is constantly getting lead in it, (even their own kids, what the crap?!) and Japan is starting to have their cars gain homicidal/suicidal tendencies.

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Americans are dicks.

 

We had it coming.

 

Of course he's rich. Just look at his mansion' date=' now back to me, now back at the mansion, now back to me and back to the mansion. The mansion is now a castle and has a billiard table made of diamonds.

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Old Spice commercial?

 

Of course.

 

It's hilarious. xD

 

@Enrise: Billiard match NAO! >=O

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Yeah' date=' well I am starting to think that some of these foreign countries have it in for the rest of the world, or at least the U.S. I mean, think about it. China is poisoning everyone with their lower quality crap that is constantly getting lead in it, (even their own kids, what the crap?!) and Japan is starting to have their cars gain homicidal/suicidal tendencies.

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Americans are dicks.

 

We had it coming.

 

Of course he's rich. Just look at his mansion' date=' now back to me, now back at the mansion, now back to me and back to the mansion. The mansion is now a castle and has a billiard table made of diamonds.

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Old Spice commercial?

 

Of course.

 

It's hilarious. xD

 

@Enrise: Billiard match NAO! >=O

 

@Skuldur: Alright there settle DOWN! >=D

 

Also, fun fact: I happen to be American as well as my other nationalities(s), and I agree with Nexev.

We had it coming.

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Ummm... lets see here.

 

1. We completly abused the Native Americans.

 

2. We make fun of french despite them being our sole reason for survivng the REvolution.

 

3. We voted Bush into office.

 

4. We were the illegal immigrents into mexico first, however we later took the land for ourselves (Texas Revolution)

 

5. United States seized the area where Mount Rusmore is from the Lakota tribe after the Great Sioux War of 1876-77. The Treaty of Fort Laramie from 1868 had previously granted the Black Hills to the Lakota in perpetuity. Then we put president's faces on it. In addition the Black Hills are sacred to several native tribes.

 

6. We bombed Dresden in WWII, a city that was for the most part unarmed.

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1: All countries have past histories in which other countries are ousted out of territories in their history. Deal with it.

 

2: That's war, idiot. A lot of unsavory stuff happens in wars, but you would do well to note that the worst acts are always commited by the other side where our country is concerned. However, I do admit that our country has done some pretty unsavory stuff, although that was really actually the act of a few soldiers and not the country as a whole. (Gitmo anyone?)

 

3: The sins of the fathers are not to be passed down upon the heads of the children so as to be answered for. In short, We are not responsible for the actions of our forebears.

 

Does that help to clear things up for you?

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Nope.

 

You see the fact is that I said we deserved it and just because it was our past generation that committed these crimes doesn't change the fact that it was still America.

 

In addition while many countries do take others land, our sole existance is due to britian taking another persons land and then us deciding to take the land from Britian.

 

Besides half the sheet we complain about we do worse.

 

Illegal Immigration: We made Texas and America itself from this.

 

Plus Germany never actually attacked a completly nonhostile target on our side.

 

Plus Operation Northwoods and Operation Ajax pretty much proved we are completly full of sheet with our love and truth speaches.

 

We are no better than any other country and maybe even worse. The problem is that we never acknowledge any of this.

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Your problem is that you see all of the wrongs with America as either minor details or completely unimportant.

 

For example

 

 

Operation Ajax

 

The Plan:

For years, Britain had a spiffy trade deal with Iran regarding their prodigious oil fields. The Anglo-Iranian Oil Company was basically a giant money machine for the Anglo half, while the Iranian half got shafted. That all changed in 1951 when Iran nationalized the AIOC and the Iranian parliament elected Mohammed Mossadegh as Prime Minister. Mossadegh was relatively secular, something that pissed of Iranian clerics, but he was also very nationalistic. When Britain tried to regain control of the AIOC, he gave them the finger. Tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock.

 

 

You can guess what happened next. Jolly old England went to its ally, the United States, and convinced President Dwight D. Eisenhower to help overthrow the democratically elected leader of Iran and install a pro-West monarchy. Together the CIA and British intelligence services funneled guerrilla troops, anti-Mossadegh propaganda and tons of bribes into Iran.

 

How did that work out?

In the short term? Great! The mostly ceremonial position of Shah (king) of Iran was restored to its former imperial glory, but this time as a puppet of the West. The White House and Tehran became BFFs, and as long as the US government overlooked the numerous human rights abuses happening in Iran, all was well.

 

Until 1979, that is, when a pissed off Iranian populace finally revolted and replaced the monarchy with an anti-West Islamic Republic. One messy hostage crisis later, and Iran and the US were no longer BFFs. But hey, at least the US learned a very important lesson about overthrowing the governments of unfriendly Middle Eastern countries.

 

 

The Tuskegee Experiment

 

The Plan:

Sometimes referred to as the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, the idea was that the United States government was going to monitor the effects of syphilis and perform experiments on those who had a developed form of the disease. That doesn't sound so bad, right? Well you're a terrible person for thinking that, because the experiments were exclusively performed without consent, and on the very poor, mostly illiterate black males.

 

These men weren't told that they had syphilis and were denied proper treatment for their disease. Because that would have skewed the results, you see. But hey, at least the government promised free burials to those who died.

 

How did that work out?

The study (started in 1932 in Tuskegee, Alabama) eventually rounded up 400 black men in a move that would inspire Rage Against the Machine-esque lyrics for years to come. But, contrary to conspiracy enthusiasts, they did not actually give people syphilis, they just examined the symptoms of people who already had the disease. Then, things got out of hand:

 

Doctor 1: "Darn. I'm afraid that we might not get the numbers we want for the next part of this study."

 

Doctor 2: "Why is that?"

 

Doctor 1: "Because it involves administering a painful and dangerous spinal tap for no medical reason."

 

Doctor 2: "Hmm ... Well, why don't we just underline the word "Free" and tell them that it's a special treatment for their symptoms."

 

Doctor 1: "But, wouldn't that be a horrible lie?"

 

Doctor 2: "A horrible what?"

 

When there was a national campaign to use penicillin to stamp out the disease, those in the study were denied access. If they complained loudly enough, they were given a placebo and then sent back home to die. But not before scientists poked and prodded them for the remaining years of their life.

 

It took until 1972 for someone to blow the whistle on all of this. That's 40 years. And that's after Peter Buxtun, the whistle blower, went to the Center for Disease Control, which told him that they would absolutely end this barbaric experiment, just as soon as they completed the last stage of the study. That stage involved studying the corpses of the subjects, and of course they couldn't do that quite yet because some were stubbornly still alive.

 

Buxtun then found a more receptive audience: The New York Times.

 

As a result, in 1974 they passed the National Research Act, which finally closed the apparent loophole in American law that said it was OK for mad scientists to kill people in their experiments.

 

 

 

 

Basically America just oppresses freedom because it suited them.

 

As long as acts like this happen America is basically corrupt.

 

I guess I am MArxist from checking Wikipedia but I believe religion should be freely practiced but completely and utterly separate from the church.

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you guys are all f**s you only come out at night. i mean pokemon at this age what the hell grow up and grow yourself some pairs of balls

 

What's this? a noob? throw him out with the rest of the trash.

 

oh, and also 'pairs of balls' isn't grammatically correct.

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you guys are all f**s you only come out at night. i mean pokemon at this age what the hell grow up and grow yourself some pairs of balls

 

Idiot. We don't come out night you f****tard' date=' its called a time difference.

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Quite True.

 

El Make Shut the funk up.

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