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The world will not end in 2012, but life will signifacantly diminish.

 

Because so many people believe the world will end, the day before (Dec 20, 2012), there will be a mass suicide rage. More than half the world will suicide and die, because they are stupid enough to fall for a poorly planned hoax.

 

The (approx.) 33% of the world that does not suicide because they are geniuses will continue living out life without the nuisance of morons.

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The world will not end in 2012' date=' but life will signifacantly diminish.

 

Because so many people believe the world will end, the day before (Dec 20, 2012), there will be a mass suicide rage. More than half the world will suicide and die, because they are stupid enough to fall for a poorly planned hoax.

 

The (approx.) 33% of the world that does not suicide because they are geniuses will continue living out life without the nuisance of morons.

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Also, a lot of guys will get laid.

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This is all BS why you people think the world will end in 2012 the world was supposed to end in 2002 too ....unless im dreaming it didnt happen. and the only day the world ends is when jesus comes back to earth gosh people 2012 means NOTHING!!

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The world will not end in 2012' date=' but life will signifacantly diminish.

 

Because so many people believe the world will end, the day before (Dec 20, 2012), there will be a mass suicide rage. More than half the world will suicide and die, because they are stupid enough to fall for a poorly planned hoax.

 

The (approx.) 33% of the world that does not suicide because they are geniuses will continue living out life without the nuisance of morons.

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Also, a lot of guys will get laid.

 

This is true.

 

Well I got cataclysmic and apocalyptic mixed up again sorry. But a series of natural cataclysmic events WILL happen around that date.

 

Let's do some math, shall we?

 

This is quite an assumption, but let us assume each hurricane/earthquake/tornado that happens around 2012 will kill 10,000 people. It's quite a lot, but now you can't yell at me for underestimating.

 

6 billion+ people in this world.

 

6,000,000,000 / 10,000

 

600,000 / 1

 

It would take a combination of 600,000 hurricanes or earthquakes or whatever to kill us all.

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Well I got cataclysmic and apocalyptic mixed up again sorry. But a series of natural cataclysmic events WILL happen around that date.

 

DERP DERP DERP

It's a hoax! This "prediction" is for a movie that's currently producing.

So the chances of 2012 being the end is highly unlikely...

 

Yes, the Mayans planned to end their calendar on 2012 so that Hollywood could make a movie about it. -_____-

Idiot.

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Well I got cataclysmic and apocalyptic mixed up again sorry. But a series of natural cataclysmic events WILL happen around that date.

 

DERP DERP DERP

It's a hoax! This "prediction" is for a movie that's currently producing.

So the chances of 2012 being the end is highly unlikely...

 

Yes' date=' the Mayans planned to end their calendar on 2012 so that Hollywood could make a movie about it. -_____-

Idiot.

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Is that what he was trying to say?

 

All the Mayans are dead. And movies didn't exist back then.

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OMGAKITTY' date=' Don't be so f*cking stupid and look online, derp.

I'm not just making this up out of my crazy 'ol head! So what are you getting at!?

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That you're an idiot if you think the rumor that the world will end on 2012 was created by Hollywood to hype up a movie.

 

Actually, when you look at it carefully, this could very well be true. Hollywood dates back to awhile ago, and even before that there were people who liked acting but didn't have a name. This chain could go all the way back to the Mayans. The Mayans were advanced, so they probably knew that we would have video cameras in the future. Therefore, the ended their calender on a random day after the year 2000 knowing that they could make money off of a movie about this. So don't rule out anything yet. [/sar] <_<

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^Oh yeah' date=' I spent years on end trying to devise a plan to get people to beleive this is a hoax, when it is[i']explicitly stated[/i] that it's just hype!

Go be stupid somewhere else. This conversation is officially over.

 

 

@Dark, were you just being sarcastic?

 

The answer lies deep within my signature.

 

This is stupid. There is no way the Mayans would have known video cameras would be invented. Even then' date=' they wouldn't be able to profit in 2012, they would be dead.

 

[i']Obviously[/i], the Mayans were merely pawns of the time traveling Koala overlords of 3046. Obviously.

 

Hey, double Obviously is my line.

 

Also, it's Panda overlords.

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Guys, have you ever heard of Nostradomus? He predicted 9/11 and WWII. He also said the sky will be covered in fire, anything comes into mind? Nukes, North Korea will most likely start WWIII with them launching there nukes. After WWIII Is over over half of the world population will be dead due to nukes and radiation poisining. He also said that the world will end before 2060. If we do survive WWIII Then we will be fighting over everything, food, water, land, even family members! If we survive WWIII then WWIV will be fought with stones and sticks because the world will be destroyed by the nuclear weapons and the whole world will go into a economic crash, depression and dark age.

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Guys' date=' have you ever heard of Nostradomus? He predicted 9/11 and WWII. He also said the sky will be covered in fire, anything comes into mind? Nukes, North Korea will most likely start WWIII with them launching there nukes. After WWIII Is over over half of the world population will be dead due to nukes and radiation poisining. He also said that the world will end before 2060. If we do survive WWIII Then we will be fighting over everything, food, water, land, even family members! If we survive WWIII then WWIV will be fought with stones and sticks because the world will be destroyed by the nuclear weapons and the whole world will go into a economic crash, depression and dark age.

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Nostradomus made incredibly vague predictions that can be interpreted into just about anything.

 

I predict that there will be a day when many will mourn and cry, and that there will be great distress in the world.

 

See what I did there?

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Guys' date=' have you ever heard of Nostradomus? He predicted 9/11 and WWII. He also said the sky will be covered in fire, anything comes into mind? Nukes, North Korea will most likely start WWIII with them launching there nukes. After WWIII Is over over half of the world population will be dead due to nukes and radiation poisining. He also said that the world will end before 2060. If we do survive WWIII Then we will be fighting over everything, food, water, land, even family members! If we survive WWIII then WWIV will be fought with stones and sticks because the world will be destroyed by the nuclear weapons and the whole world will go into a economic crash, depression and dark age.

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Nostradomus made incredibly vague predictions that can be interpreted into just about anything.

 

I predict that there will be a day when many will mourn and cry, and that there will be great distress in the world.

 

See what I did there?

 

You are lucky you got here first.

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