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Fh-Fh Newbie

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W00T I got quoted...Twice!

 

Anyway....

 

Premature Burial is a terrible card. It costs 800 Life Points. 800! That's almost 1000. Even cards that cost 500 Life Points don't cost as much as Premature Burial.

 

And all you get is one monster from the graveyard. Who cares? If it's in the graveyard' date=' that means it was already killed, so your opponent probably controls a stronger monster already, summoning another monster is useless. And even then, all the opponent has to do is play Mystical Space Typhoon, Dust Tornado, or any of countless other destruction cards and you just wasted 800 Life Points FOR NOTHING.

 

Plus, what if you're up against Macro Monarchs, which is the only good decktype in this format? You won't have anything to revive! It will be a dead draw. That's why I never use such a bad card.

 

Even when you use Premature Burial, does it activate the effects of Monarchs you summon? NO! Does it let you summon good cards like Red-Eyes Black Metal Dragon? NO! Can you summon Elemental Hero Avian with it? Yes, because Avian is a sucky card and is only used by n00bs that think GX is a good show. See? You can revive terrible cards like that, but nothing good, and it still costs 800 Life Points!

 

Arms Hole is even worse. First, it makes you discard the top card of your deck. Suppose you loose a good card like Mirror Force. Is it really worth it? No! Random milling is only even remotely useful in Zombie decks, which rely on cards in the grave, and Zombies suck anyhow because none of the Monarchs are Zombies. If it let you decide what card to discard from your deck, it might be almost playable, but does it? NO! That's because it is a BAD CARD.

 

Then you lose your Normal Summon. This is just ridiculous! How are you supposed to play if you can't Normal Summon! Instead of fetching some useless spell from your graveyard, you could have summoned someone like Granmarg and obliterated your opponent's field. But can you do that now? NO! Instead, you're stuck with some useless Equip Spell that costs a ton of Life Points and that you can't even use because your opponent is running Macro Monarchs, and if you're a half-decent duelist that doesn't spend all his time on Pojo, so do you.

 

And there aren't even any other good Equip Spells. Sure, Megamorph boosts attack power, but attack power is useless, and even in a Demise deck, it's still not useful because you need your Life Points to be low for it to work, and if your Life Points are too high, it hurts you instead, and Demise sucks anyhow because Macro Monarchs destroys it and it requires too much luck. There are a couple of other Equip Spells that are almost half-decent in their own decks, like Crystal Release, but they're only for bad decktypes like Crystal Beasts and aren't at all useful to Macro Monarchs. So you're stuck with Premature Burial, which eats away at your Life Points for a mediocre effect at a terrible price that isn't even usable in today's meta. Plus, suppose the opponent has Light and Darkness Dragon out, since Twilight Circle is the one other good decktype out there. Can you play Premature Burial? NO! IT WILL JUST GET NEGATED AND YOU WASTED YOUR NORMAL SUMMON AND AN ENTIRE CARD FROM YOUR DECK FOR NOTHING!

 

To the noobs pointing out that Premature Burial is Limited, that was just to prevent bad players from screwing themselves by running it in threes and clogging their hand with dead draws while obliterating their own Life Points. Suppose you could run 10 Premature Burial. Would you? NO! You'd kill yourself in the process, making all your pointless summons useless! See why these cards are worthless? Now come back once you've learned to distinguish between good cards like Mobius and bad cards like Arms Hole.

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Silencer...just... h... hold me. Hold me and never let go baby. I want your warm embrace to shroud me with comfort.

Okay baby. But we can't tell anybody about our love affairs. They wouldn't understand. Just...remember this moment.... Never let it go.

 

OOHHHHH Those whacky kids.

 

XD I don't care if you know of our affairs. XD

 

Silencer...the bed is getting to old...floor?

Baby' date=' you know I like it like that =D

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Oh...those were the days. XD

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Willieh

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We Love

 

Turn Giant' date=' Ball things up, roll around the balls

 

What could be more fun than balling up all the people you hate and rolling them around?

:D

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Fixed to express aweomseness.

 

You have just altered my outlook on life.

 

My new goal in life is to roll around all of the people I hate into a giant ball.

 

D:

 

 

 

I laughed...

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Jericho Newbie

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this is new Crab straight from my splice club

[spoiler=Original Crab]

I read the whole first page!

 

Quite an accomplishment' date=' I'm sure.

 

Wow I'm like now p/o'ed

 

I KNEW IT

 

HE'S MAD NOW GUYS

 

RUN FOR COVER

 

I was thinking yea oh well there getting all mad at me' date=' cause I didn't want the splices in my club stolen.

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And your method of preventing splices from being taken anywhere was to prevent any place to which they could be taken from existing.

 

Naughty boy.

 

I just hate how even Mod's can be so jabroniy

 

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and tell members with lesser power off! That is abuse of power!

 

Yeah.

 

That's totally not a complete summary of a moderator's job description or anything. It's clearly an abuse.

 

And all you members don't have to be so mean and be like ding-dong heads and stuff.

 

"ding-dong heads"? How old are you' date=' five?

 

I'll allow other members to make clubs,

 

WHY THANK YOU FOR YOUR PERMISSION AND GRACIOUSNESS

 

just can I have my club back to being stikied' date=' and just have it the way it was before?

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Why, yes, of course. Because you're doing such a great job of endearing yourself to everyone else on this forum, we'll gladly do whatever you ask.

 

We can all just end this bs...

 

I'm trying to do that' date=' believe me, but [star'] won't let us give you more than a temp ban. Keep posting, though, and I'm sure he'll come around to my side.

 

Wow' date=' lol!

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World of Warcraft! Laugh out loud!

 

that is exactly what I meant by the Mod's abusing your powers. You shouldn't tell members that!

 

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And I didn't tell my member's to do that' date=' I just wrote on the first post of my club that you SHALE NOT STEAL OR USE ANY MEMBER'S SPLICES, etc..

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The text of your first post seems to conflict with your summary of it.

 

My member's took the liberty of telling the other member's off. I had nothing to do with there actions!

 

...other than' date=' you know, ordering them and stuff.

 

Lol, dude hold on to your role!

 

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OK' date=' I wasn't even talking to you.

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Your first post in this topic was a rant directed at everyone in the world.

 

I'm fairly sure that Cory is a subset of "everyone".

 

I was talking directly to Luke' date=' Now would you please get out of my business, you have nothing to do with it! Thanks!

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Who's the topic creator again?

 

Umm' date=' cause you guys were talking about me in the first part of this thread,

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This reminds me of that Dilbert comic where Dilbert and Wally are talking, and Dilbert shushes Wally as the Pointy-Haired Boss comes up to them, and then Dilbert tells the Pointy-Haired Boss that they were just talking about him in glowing terms, and then when the Pointy-Haired Boss is gone Dilbert calls him a flaming idiot and Wally says that he just wants one stick of dynamite.

 

that is why I interfaced.

 

And then you got in one little fight and your mom got scared.

 

Now if you will just let me talk to Luke' date=' you would make my life a whole lot easier!

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Cory's posts are clearly stopping you from talking to Luke.

 

Clearly.

 

Clearly.

 

I'm not spamming' date='

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I'm trying to engage in a conversation.

 

I know you're not used to doing that' date=' but with a little practice, I'm sure it will eventually start to come naturally to you.

 

Now please.

 

PRETTY PLEASE?

 

PRETTY PLEASE WITH CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?

 

Stop telling me off.

 

Aw' date=' did someone hurt your wittle feelings?

 

If Luke wants he will PM me about this issue. Untill then I will wait for him to contact me here.

 

Or we could just, you know, ignore you and proceed as we would if you weren't on the site.

 

But frankly, you're too much fun to play with.

 

 

 

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