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[align=center]Welcome to my Laugh Box!

Im a comedian in training.

Its a talk show but not really.

Its stand up.

So please tune in and enjoy!

The first episode will be posted tonight.

Adios! *Did i spell that right?*

 

 

~Episode 1~

 

 

Ok so seriously im like fricken nervous about this show.

Im afriad everyone will say "Thats not funny."

Well, you know what?

I am prepared to say your momma's not funny!

Dont think i wont cause i will.

Like this one time i was walking home with my friends and put a giant bottle of Germ-X in the road.

We wait for a half an hour and a car finally hits it.

It flies up and hits another car passing by!

I didnt see it.

All i saw was how my friends ran off.

I turned around and saw this car chasing after me.

Im running down the center of the fricken highway as fast as i can.

Then.

I stop and move to the right.

The car passes me and keeps going.

That was when i relized that wasnt the car that got hit by the bottle.

He was just tryin ta get ta wawa.!

 

Wait.

That didnt relate to the yo momma thing at all did it.

 

Aww snap!

Seriously has anybody seen Thats so raven?

For real, she pisses me off.

"Aww snap" is all she fricken says.

What does it even mean?!

"Aww snap!"

Snap what?!

seriously!

Thats about as dumb as Kenny getting killed in every episode of South Park.

He leaves and dies some how and the next episode he's back!

My question is...HOW THE HELL DOES HE GET BACK?

WTF?!?!?!

Like in the first movie, he gets shot or whatever.

And he decides to die forever.

then the following episode he is back!

WTF?!

I thought you were gonna die forever!

What the hell is wrong with you?!?!

Stay down D***it!

Why wont you die for good?!

Seriously guys if i could talk to him, i imagine it would be something like this,

 

Kenny: Hey Alex.

Alex: You shut the hell up.

Alex: I thought you were dead.

Kenny: Well i was but...

Alex: Dude?! No buts you die you stay dead.

Kenny: Well sorry, but.

Alex: No!

Alex: Go in your little hole over there and dont revive your self.

Kenny: But...

Alex: NOW!

 

 

Then his mom would show up see that he died and not give a crap.

She would say, oh hes gonna come back anyway.

That is messed up!

 

 

Ok well the show is ending so one final joke.

 

"What did the monkey say to the..."

 

Alex's mom: Ok hunny off the computer!

Alex: What the hell i just got on.

Mom: No ya didnt hunny, its been two hours.

Alex: You retard its been five fricken minutes!

Mom: Dont speak to me that way missy.

Alex: I AM A DUDE!

Mom: Oh.

Alex: Well can i stay on?

Mom: No.

Alex: But the punchline!

Mom: What punchline?

Mom: Are you on that frickin forum again? With Tea Flower and DJ Siren?

Alex: Tea Leaf!

Mom: Who gives a poop?!

Alex: Poop?

Mom Just get off.[/align]

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It sounds more like my mother's nagging...

 

You have no idea.

 

Its doubtful i will find this entertaining.

 

I'm entertained by Sexual Innuendos' date=' General perversion and Stupidness, comedians such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr and Jo Brand.

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You read my mind :P

 

Ill read it too!

*Gets fuzzy Signal*

WTF

 

 

O and JOC, i know it was last mintue

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