Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 [align=center]Welcome to my Laugh Box!Im a comedian in training.Its a talk show but not really.Its stand up.So please tune in and enjoy!The first episode will be posted tonight.Adios! *Did i spell that right?* ~Episode 1~ Ok so seriously im like fricken nervous about this show.Im afriad everyone will say "Thats not funny."Well, you know what?I am prepared to say your momma's not funny!Dont think i wont cause i will.Like this one time i was walking home with my friends and put a giant bottle of Germ-X in the road.We wait for a half an hour and a car finally hits it.It flies up and hits another car passing by!I didnt see it.All i saw was how my friends ran off.I turned around and saw this car chasing after me.Im running down the center of the fricken highway as fast as i can.Then.I stop and move to the right.The car passes me and keeps going.That was when i relized that wasnt the car that got hit by the bottle.He was just tryin ta get ta wawa.! Wait.That didnt relate to the yo momma thing at all did it. Aww snap!Seriously has anybody seen Thats so raven?For real, she pisses me off."Aww snap" is all she fricken says.What does it even mean?!"Aww snap!"Snap what?!seriously!Thats about as dumb as Kenny getting killed in every episode of South Park.He leaves and dies some how and the next episode he's back!My question is...HOW THE HELL DOES HE GET BACK?WTF?!?!?!Like in the first movie, he gets shot or whatever.And he decides to die forever.then the following episode he is back!WTF?!I thought you were gonna die forever!What the hell is wrong with you?!?!Stay down D***it!Why wont you die for good?!Seriously guys if i could talk to him, i imagine it would be something like this, Kenny: Hey Alex.Alex: You shut the hell up.Alex: I thought you were dead.Kenny: Well i was but...Alex: Dude?! No buts you die you stay dead.Kenny: Well sorry, but.Alex: No!Alex: Go in your little hole over there and dont revive your self.Kenny: But...Alex: NOW! Then his mom would show up see that he died and not give a crap.She would say, oh hes gonna come back anyway.That is messed up! Ok well the show is ending so one final joke. "What did the monkey say to the..." Alex's mom: Ok hunny off the computer!Alex: What the hell i just got on.Mom: No ya didnt hunny, its been two hours.Alex: You retard its been five fricken minutes!Mom: Dont speak to me that way missy.Alex: I AM A DUDE!Mom: Oh.Alex: Well can i stay on?Mom: No.Alex: But the punchline!Mom: What punchline?Mom: Are you on that frickin forum again? With Tea Flower and DJ Siren?Alex: Tea Leaf!Mom: Who gives a poop?!Alex: Poop?Mom Just get off.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Nice idea. *weak attempt at a comment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 .....Yes it was.Anyway thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 This will be interesting. Are you going to be like George Carlin and employ copious amounts of profanity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Me no follow.Speak smaller words please.Lulz.Also, i do ALL my own jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cchiFr3ak Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You said Laugh Box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Umm...spam?I didnt even crack a joke dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Raver Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Its doubtful i will find this entertaining. I'm entertained by Sexual Innuendos, General perversion and Stupidness, comedians such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr and Jo Brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 then so far your not doing a good job >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Its doubtful i will find this entertaining. I'm entertained by Sexual Innuendos' date=' General perversion and Stupidness, comedians such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr and Jo Brand.[/quote'] My grandpa >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 First episode Posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cchiFr3ak Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 It sounds more like my mother's nagging... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Its doubtful i will find this entertaining. I'm entertained by Sexual Innuendos' date=' General perversion and Stupidness, comedians such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr and Jo Brand.[/quote'] You read my mind :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Your mum jokes fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 It sounds more like my mother's nagging... You have no idea. Its doubtful i will find this entertaining. I'm entertained by Sexual Innuendos' date=' General perversion and Stupidness, comedians such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr and Jo Brand.[/quote'] You read my mind :P Ill read it too!*Gets fuzzy Signal*WTF O and JOC, i know it was last mintue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Um... funny... *cough* cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sorry im tired and an amature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's all right. At least it isn't just a bunch of random outbursts. *cough*Onion Movie*cough*Disaster Movie *cough* *hack* *has a heart attack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 *Onion Movie?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I know. It exists. It's stupido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 ?Link please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoW Maker Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I laughed so hard It made me walk away from the computer and play sports... =O VERY GOOD JOKES *cough*bull*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Wow thanks.I feel loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoW Maker Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 YOU MISSED!!!!!!!!!! *cough*bull*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeria Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 *cough*Getting old*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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